March 2008 Additions

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	3/31
	You may find this hel pful around the house/garage... A man was sitting alone in his study one night when a genie popped up out of his ashtray Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown Of economy Being Irish Means... Amazing technology from Japan...
	3/28
	You know you're from Arkansas when... Not the brightest bulbs in the lamp... Tips for us ladies in year 2008 A nun walks into Mother Superior's office and plunks down into a chair... Top 4 idiots of the year - 1, 2, 3, 4 Media Release: IKEA has announced its intention to start selling cars
	3/26
	A man walks into the sheriff's office... "I want to become a deputy!" In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria Recent Quips from Late Night - Take 63 The best surgeon in the world... There once was a rich man who was near death Getting Old Sucks ...
	3/24
	After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift Did They Mean to Say That? An elderly Jewish man has just moved to a new town... A mother and a baby camel were talking one day when the baby camel asked... Last Sunday, my three year granddaughter was baptized Spend your income tax refund here
	3/21
	Why you always feel smarter after a few beers... Signs That Things are Weird A policeman is driving along the road when he gets an urgent message ... A football player had an eye gouged out during a particularly violent game More notes written by parents to excuse their children's absences from school Chinese "Blue Angels" Another Australian out for a stroll...
	3/14
	Oath of Enlistments By all Means... Marry! What car names really mean ... Motivations This Dog is NOT Going to Heaven Baby Dos and Don'ts
	3/12
	Ten Commandments for a Responsible Pet Owner ... as dictated by the pet Easter this year is (2008) Irish Smiles Gentle thoughts for today Latest from Peugeot
	3/7
	A man was waiting at an intersection for a circus to pass by... Recent Quips from Late Night - Take 62 A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened Job application that a 75 year old senior citizen submitted to Wal-Mart in Arkansas A man with a gun went into a bank and demanded their money Why you shouldn't wear those stupid ear phones... It's taken me ages to get the permits through...
	3/5
	When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes... A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop and shoos him away A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean Two men were sitting next to each other at a bar. After awhile... Are you lonely ... then call a meeting!
	3/3
	A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring... Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin... A Sunday school teacher was giving her class the assignment for the next week Recent Quips from Late Night - Take 61 A man walks into shul with a dog. The shammas comes up to him and says... Things only a guy would do ...

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