Feb 2008 Additions

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	2/29
	Difference between Men and Women Movie computers vs real Computer A census taker in a rural area went up to a farmhouse and knocked I was traveling in 'Blue State' when a tire on my car blew out Murphy on Work Friends come and go! Watch the end! BBQ Grills Designed By Men For Men
	2/25
	A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter goes to a counter in a department store Once upon a time, a young lad was born without a belly button Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground After returning home from his honeymoon ... Once again discrimination rears its ugly head
	2/22
	A local bean farmer was blessed with a wonderful crop this fall A new retiree greeter at Walmart just couldn't seem to get to work on time As a Grandmom, we all know our wonderful grandchildren turn into brats... One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their mothers did for a living How not to try to thaw your car door lock Irish Entrance Exam ...Can you solve this within 1 minute?
	2/20
	A man is strolling past the mental hospital and suddenly remembers an important meeting A man was sitting alone in his office one night when a genie popped up out of his ashtray... Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find out that she's pregnant! Growing Older Is... A magazine invited its readers to submit new scientific theories on any subject Pick your favorite Caption. (I love that look)
	2/18
	Learn something new today... A dentist ran out of anesthetic just before the last extraction for the day was scheduled New Rules for Pilots over Age Sixty At a marriage seminar held by the local Catholic church... More actual newspaper headlines... Parent of the Year Awards...
	2/15
	Why fathers are such great babysitters A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau takes an apartment... More worthy rules to live one's life to ... The very best ... err worst, of one line groaners A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist Ten things you'll never hear a dad say... Things a Cat Must Remember... Russian Candid Camera Why you should never swallow your chewing gum
	2/13
	8th Grade Final Exam: Salina, KS - 1895 A blonde and her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor's dog Questions for Seniors Four Things You Probably Didn't Know Your Mobile Phone Could Do How the stimulus package really works
	2/8
	An engineer, a physicist, a mathematician, and a mystic were asked to name... Blond One liners A Dog's Purpose (from a 6-year-old) An elderly gent was invited to his old friends' home for dinner one evening Employee Placement Method Jay Leno's favorite interviews If I drive her home, can I be Vice President?
	2/4
	Several years ago, when I lived in New York and flew to customer sites often... A computer technician received a call from a man ... A person was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. Unable to locate the Capitol Red Skelton's Recipe for the Perfect Marriage I heard a story about Fiorello LaGuardia who was mayor of New York City ... Can your elephant do this? If a picture is worth a 1,000 words, this one speaks volumes.
	2/1
	A minister decided to do something a little different one Sunday morning You Know You're Growing Older When Things you will never hear a southerner say ... A 5th grader asked her mother the age-old question, 'How did I get here?' The best sawed in half trick I have ever seen My wife always wanted a riding lawn mower

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