Additions in June, 2007

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	6/29 - Click here to read all the jokes posted on this date on one page
	Two redneck college football players were taking an important final exam The manager of a Liverpool football club flew out to Iraq to watch a young local star play A man enters a barber shop for a shave Definition of a kiss Recent Quips from Late Night - Take 46 I think just about every guy has tried this one Here is a soldier stationed in Iraq...
	6/27
	A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates ... After 38 years of accident free driving I finally had a wreck A little girl and a little boy were at daycare Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs... Recent Quips from Late Night - Take 45 When Helmets Make No Sense...
	6/22
	A new teacher was appointed to a Pittsburgh primary school The difference between American and Italian Kids It's about mosquitoes time folks -- so thought I'd send out this reminder!!!! July 8th 1947 and its significance in our time Smartest Kind in the Class A wish for all of the difficult people in your life
	6/20
	Real notes written by parents.... Spellings have been left intact Rules of Houston, H-Town, 3rd Coast, Bayou or a whatever you wanna call it The Best Living Will I've Seen Cricket is an ancient game of willow hitting ball ... A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation Eating for a smile Ya gotta love the face on the dog!
	6/15
	Actual outtakes from articles in British Newspapers Marriage and Men In a number of carefully controlled trials... A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country Last weekend at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop... The Invisible Door Amazing Sunset
	6/13
	A blonde went to have her eyes checked for glasses Jill and John got married. John thought this would be a marriage with equal roles... Strange Hospital Chart Notations A father is in church with three of his young children, including his five year old daughter Good Husband If this doesn't touch you there is something wrong with you...
	6/11
	When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise... Two men were hunting in the woods... A travel agent looked up from his desk and saw an older lady and an older gentleman... Rossi was the manager of an upscale men's wear store... Numbers - Who figures out stuff like this? Step 1. Tie balloons to car...
	6/8
	Life Lesson Laws for Engineers A man approaches an ice cream van and asks, "I'd like a scoops of chocolate ice cream" There was a pilot flying a small single engine charter plane ... Last will & testament of a farmer Eight candidates for idiot of the year award Have you ever seen a WATER bridge over a river?
	6/6
	A drunken cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Dallas Theater Two women came before wise King Solomon, dragging between them a young man You Think English is Easy??? Beatles Computer Song - Let It Be An atheist became incensed over the preparation of Easter and Passover holidays Automatic Backscratcher Sometimes it just pays to be patient...
	6/4
	Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife Some more from the master of the scalpel, Ambrose Bierce A good Samaritan was walking home late one night ... Real Notes to Rural Milkmen A little girl is sitting on her grandpa's lap and studying the wrinkles on his old face Neat slide show that depicts the light pollution problem facing astronomers Better then a thousand words take 2
	6/1
	What the teacher says and (what the teacher means) A man thought he was dead, but in reality he was very much alive Colonoscopy Comments - The colonoscopy song! If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories. Oklahoma a mystery to many Americans Second Grade Computer Test in Japan Better then a thousand words take 1

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