Additions in May, 2007

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	5/30 - Click here to read all the jokes posted on this date on one page
	What Women Want in a Man Kids' Views About the Sea Recent Quips from Late Night - Take 44 Two 90 year old men, Mike and Joe, have been friends all of their lives. Mr. Jacobson, a miserly businessman, decided to take a week off ... Redneck Style Home Repair Projects ... You Might be a redneck if...
	5/25
	You know you are an Okie if... Good Housekeeping If Microsoft made toasters ... Two guys are talking about their boss's upcoming wedding A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant ... Beer me There have been only three men known to have walked on water...
	5/23
	Pilot And Ground Crew Communications A Redneck doctor wanted to go to the drag racing in next county... How to Install a Home Security System Vintage Darwin Award - Accident Report A duck walks into an auto hobby shop ... Collected Comments of College Students Here is a picture of the terrible flooding that occurred in Ireland...
	5/18
	You might be a Redneck if ... Kids still say they dearest things! Things people have actually said ... There once was a rich man who was near death Causal day at work ... Ma & Pa Kettle Math Computer Cartoons, take 1
	5/16
	Drugs for Women ... Fifteen reasons why men have 2 dogs and not 2 wives Good thoughts to start your day Recent Quips from Late Night - Take 43 Tick warning ... Bud Monkey Nappy Headed Hoe ... this is what Imus was really referring to...
	5/14
	A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo A Duke was hunting in the forest when he came across a tree A group of young children were sitting in a circle with their teacher ... More Deep Thoughts A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him... Rarely Seen Space Shuttle Activities Clever ads ... Take 5
	5/11
	The mother and father had just given their teenage daughter family-car privileges Counseling Southern Style A young woman was in hospital, recovering from major surgery Actual Newspaper Headlines A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends... Amazing Display of French Military Might Clever ads ... Take 4
	5/9
	The Iraq version of why the Chicken Cross the Road... A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an hour ... 10 dumbest resume blunders Recent Quips from Late Night - Take 42 Little Harold was practicing the violin in the living room while his father was trying to read The playwright Charles MacArthur had been brought to Hollywood to do a screenplay... Clever ads ... Take 3
	5/7
	How to tell if you might be a "high tech redneck" The Modern Child's ABC of Social Graces I was living in the mountains above Denver when my college buddy ... Employee's Lingo A Mexican family crosses the border to the Land of Milk & Honey... Sometimes you need a good woman
	5/4
	A rabbi, a priest and a minister, played poker for small stakes once a week Recent Quips from Late Night - Take 41 How Students Earn Their Desks Our 14 year old dog, Abbey, died last month Lawyers should never ask a Southern grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer The First IT Call Clever ads ... Take 2
	5/2
	Little Josh was brought to Dr. Gill cause he hadn't eaten anything for days A successful business man was growing old and knew it was time to choose a successor... Last weekend at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop ... Grandpa was celebrating his 100th birthday ... Tourists in the Museum of Natural History ... Clever ads ... Take 1

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