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My Little Sister's Jokes > Additions in May, 2006

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	5/31
	News From the Old Country ... In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness ... I was keeping my 3 yr old grandson Tristy.. Recent Quips from Late Night Take - 11 A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. Gas prices take 11
	5/26
	A blonde was driving about two hours from San Diego... Because I'm a man ... The Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary ... When I go to a local discount store to get oil and filters for my car... Homeland Security's top terrorist suspects Gas prices take 10
	5/22
	A husband and wife were going away for a long weekend Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table Questions to ponder over first cup of coffee of the day A Japanese car company (Any) and an American car company ... Ever wonder what happened to Mad Magazine's Alfred E. Newman?
	5/19
	This is your captain speaking. On behalf of my crew ... Two women were discussing marriage and one said ... This is a heads-up to those friends who haven't experienced it yet ... Something only horse people would understand Pets acting as pets act -Dog Video - Cat Video Gas prices take 9
	5/17
	You May Be A Floridian If... Funny but Dumb Quotes From the World of Sports Ways to Know If You Have "Estrogen Issues" When I was growing up a local character was known to all as 'skinflint'. Gas prices take 8
	5/15
	How To Know You're Ready For Parenthood Recent Quips from Late Night Take - 10 A tourist walks into a curio shop in San Francisco Looking around at everything ... Dictionary for Women Gas prices take 7
	5/12
	You Know You Have Been out of College Too Long When... "Would you mind telling me, Doctor," Bob asked ... One day, God created the dog and said ... Football - got to be the same the world over The first male engineer ... Gas prices take 6
	5/10
	The IRS decides to audit Ralph, and summons him to the IRS office "One morning a husband returns to his lake cabin after several hours of fishing ... Recent Quips from Late Night Take - 9 Billboard signs ...
	5/8
	A man arrives in front of St. Peter in terrible shape ... A farmer was sitting on his porch one hot summers day ... Recent Quips from Late Night - Take 8 Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin? More realistic FEMA guidelines for rebuilding New Orleans
	5/5
	Ecumenical Humor ... Places I'd Rather Not Live "Dear Lord," the preacher began with arms extended ... Lots and lots of people doing things they wish hadn't been caught on video! Gas Prices - Take 5
	5/3
	In between watching sporting, hunting & fishing shows a couple weeks back ... Strange "Dumb" Quotes: Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrived at an Irish border A guest of a resort hotel in a tourist area walked in the dining room ... Gas Prices - Take 4
	5/1
	An old Indian lined up all of his ten sons and stood in front of them I don't think our kids know what an apron is More from the wicked wit of the Devil's dictionary by Ambrose Bierce A woman was arrested for shop lifting Gas Prices - Take 3

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