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	4/28
	Perks of Being over 50 A husband and his wife advertised for a live-in maid to cook and do the housework Recent Quips from Late Night - Take 7 More Time Honored Truths Room 808 Gas Prices - Take 2
	4/26
	Two elderly people were living in a mobile home park in Florida An old man goes to a diner every day for lunch A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks for some rectum deodorant. Child rearing FAQs Gas Prices - Take 1
	4/24
	Two blondes were building a house Revenge of A Woman's Random Thoughts First the Lord made man in the Garden of Eden. Recent Quips from Late Night - Take 6 Smith and Son, Purveyors of Fine Petrol
	4/21
	A guy walks into a bar & approaches the barman, "Can I have a pint of Less, please?" Ambrose Bierce was one of the greatest wits the world has ever produced A guy was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him ... Learn Another Language More Amazing sidewalk drawings - Take 4
	4/19
	An Australian Love Poem (Who said Australian men weren't romantic? The history of WD-40 Recent Quips from Late Night - Take 5 More Amazing sidewalk drawings - Take 3
	4/17
	Think You Know Everything? Letter to My Animals Do you may remember the old Catskill comics of Vaudeville days ... As an animal welfare inspector was about to enter a shop to buy lunch ... More Amazing sidewalk drawings, Take 2
	4/14
	A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across the street from each other Recent Quips from Late Night - Take 4 Zen for those who take life too seriously Australia Department of Health's notice regarding the spread of bird flu If capitalism was applied to Fire & Rescue service More Amazing sidewalk drawings, Take 1
	4/12
	Police Comments taken from actual police car videos Senior Dress Code You know you're in Arizona when - part 2 ... The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the mountains for some sightseeing. We get heaver as we get older ....
	4/7
	A Russian couple were walking down the street in Moscow one night ... Sam and George owned a store in the outskirts of San Francisco. Word Scrabble ... Greatest ever movie line - if you are a Republican that is! Politician-Voter Outhouse
	4/5
	A blond called asking if I had a really good cake recipe Unwritten laws of life ... Marriage is ... You know your luck has run out when the end of your rainbow is an outhouse
	4/3
	The Modern Day Tool Box A Scotsman was admitted to hospital at the age of 98 Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table Jerry went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble A little hot water, two or three farts and I've got a Jacuzzi

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