Additions in September, 2007

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	9/28 - Click here to read all the jokes posted on this date on one page
	A married couple trying to live up to a snobbish lifestyle went to a party... A boy was teaching a girl arithmetic, he said it was his mission... We've all caught someone at sometime picking their nose More Thoughts On Aging Two fellows have been at the bar now for quite a while, downing several mugs with abandon Female GPS Why men shouldn't be allowed to by baby clothes...
	9/26
	While leading the Friday evening services, the Rabbi noticed ... Recent Quips from Late Night - Take 54 The old Navy Chief finally retired and got that chicken ranch he always wanted A bus driver is conducting a tour of famous Civil War battle sites Picture of a man with only seconds to live
	9/21
	Many years ago in a small Russian village, a farmer had the misfortune... A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London There is a six year old boy, who lives in a house with his dad and his name is Johnny Camping Tips To all who are engineers or have had the "pleasure" of working with engineers The first woman on the moon ...
	9/17
	During the 'rush hour' at Houston's Hobby Airport... Thoughts On Aging Last will & testament of a farmer By the time you read through this You will Understand "TENJOOBERRYMUDS"... Walking past the Royal Courts of Justice one day... Everyone thinks they can play the piano...
	9/14
	One evening two vampire bats were hanging out in their cave Einstein dies and goes to heaven... Things That Are Difficult to Say When Drunk A witness to an automobile accident was testifying A man has a dog called Mace, which he keeps in the house all the time... Men Invented everything
	9/12
	I was out walking with my 4-year-old daughter Murphy's Laws Of Combat Fun and Fast Horse Facts Recent Quips from Late Night - Take 53 A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub... Whatever obstacles you face today, I hope they can be solved this easily!
	9/10
	A young minister was asked by a funeral director to hold a graveside service... You are a Nerd If... An Open Letter to the People of the United States Vermont's Dumb Laws Jury selected for M. Vick
	9/7
	Top Things You Don't Want to Overhear Over an Airline P.A. System A son asked his mother the following question: "Mom, why are wedding dresses white?" Gladys Dunn recently moved into a retirement community in a small town Little Johnny's at it again... My father never drove a car The type of wife every man dreams of No one knows a lot about New Zealand ...
	9/5
	Why men are not allowed to write advice columns This technician's company uses satellite communications ... Excuses for Not Coming to Work Recent Quips from Late Night - Take 52 Customer service representatives answer straightforward pet care and nutrition questions... Headstone of Russell J. Larsen in The Logan City Cemetery, Logan, Utah.
	9/3
	In a small mid-western conservative town, a new bar/tavern started a building... An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were trying to see the Olympics without tickets... More Animal Truisms Great Answer from Florida Sheriff!!! My friend's husband is always telling her that housekeeping would be a snap... A guy who lives at Lake Conroe saw a ball bouncing on the water

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