• The top 10 winners in the International Pun Contest ...
• The LORD is my programmer, I shall not crash ...
• An businessman walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer.

• One Sunday a cowboy went to church ...
• Let's see how good you are on "COMMON KNOWLEDGE"
• Senator Narrowly Escapes Wreck ...

• One day while he was at the track betting on the ponies and nearly losing his shirt ...
• More random thoughts from someone with too much time on their hands ...
• A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office.
• My New Mechanic ...

• Sven and Ole, who are both from Minnesota, traveled down to Texas for a vacation.
• Classes for men at the learning center for adults
• Various Pentagon rules for engaging the enemy ...

• Corporal Jones was assigned to the induction center ...
• A young honeymoon couple were touring southern Florida ...
• The high school coaches in Terrebone Parish, Louisiana went to a coaches' retreat.
• Things you don't see very often, take 3 ...

• A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary ...
• Real messages seen on church billboards ...
• Things you don't see very often ... take 2

• Random thoughts of an unknown retired person
• John, a local football star, is jogging down the street when he sees a building on fire.
• A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out.
• Things you don't see very often ...

• A blonde began a job as an elementary school counselor and she was eager to help
• A lady goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel for her hubbie ....  
• Horace the Horse

• The ten Commandments of married life
• A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed.
• Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company.

• A young boy had just gotten his driving permit.
• How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb?
• A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop.

• What happened to the 56 men who signed the Declaration of Independence
• The meaning of the symbols on the Dollar Bill
• Why the American Flag Is Folded 12 Times
• Tribute to The United States
• The Meaning of the Pledge of Allegiance
• The origin of "taps"

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