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A new monk arrives at the monastery.
More children stories- un-retouched or corrected, with incorrect spellings remaining
President "W" Bush gets an invite from the Queen to come and visit her in England.
Midlife crisis - For women:
Great Truths about Life That Adults Have Learned
A frail old man went to live with his son, daughter-in-law, and a four-year old grandson.
You all know, in the Beginning, God created Heaven and Earth and then He created man.
Proposed Official names for the Clinton $1.7 million house in Chappaqua, New York
We might not all be rocket scientists, but we may be higher up the evolutionary ladder than....
A Woman's Look in the Mirror
President Clinton finishes his time on earth and approaches the Pearly Gates of Heaven
Larry Lobster and Sam Clam where best friends.
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
Women are Bright Because - We got off the Titanic first . . .
Suggested warning labels be placed immediately on beer containers
A doctor was having an affair with his nurse.
Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies
You know you're a redneck when ... (Part II)
A man goes to the White House and asks to see President Clinton.
More rejected Hallmark Greeting Card :
You know you're a redneck if can entertain yourself for more than an hour with a flyswatter . . .
Signs the 90s got to you . . .
A kindergarten teacher was helping one of her students put his boots on.
What happens when a president gets elected in a year with a "0" at the end?
A man and woman are standing at the altar, waiting to be married . . .
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
The government recently calculated the cost of raising child . . .
A tourist walks into a curio shop in San Francisco.
Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night.
A traveler, lost on a rainy night, stumbles across a monastery
An unemployed man goes to try for a job with Microsoft as a cleaner.
This little Johnny has a clean act...finally...
A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street . . .
Why Men Aren't Secretaries
Tips on being a better Dog: (read these to your Dog)
Kids: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk.
I've learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper . . .
An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all night.
On the very first day, God created the cow. He said to the cow.
Behaviors that will make your visit much more pleasant
Every sailing ship had to have cannon for protection.
Frank was a painter who liked to make extra dollars by thinning his paint ...
A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to see the radio show . . .
McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini . . .
Test answers from various schools in the Huntsville, Alabama metropolitan area
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel . . .
Twelve Step Internet Recovery Program
This month's top groaner one liners . . ..
REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school
Bill Gates died in a car accident. He found himself in Purgatory . . .
More great Kids sayings
President Bush has nominated Dr. Hannibal Lecter as his candidate for US Surgeon General.
There was a world famous painter who, in the prime of her career started losing her eyesight.
Jon's working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw . . .
Things I Wish I'd Known Before I Went Out in The Real World
We all know that water is important but . . .
The Top Ten Reasons To Ride Dressage
A very unpopular but powerful lawyer died.
The efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution.
Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their response times.
An boy is walking down the road one day when a car pulls over . . ..
Groucho Marx was a master at delivering one-liners . . .
Not that this applies to any of you Old" IS WHEN...
All I need to know about life I learned from my girlfriends
Murphy was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when he slipped.
An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things . . .
Worker dead at desk for 5 days.
An English teacher was explaining to his students the concept of gender . . .
An old Jewish couple are sitting around one evening . . .
Famous Quotes about Drinking ( Part 2)
Things dogs must remember every morning when they wake up
A blonde decided she needed a different winter hobby.
Only In America can a pizza arrive at your house faster than an ambulance . . .
Every year at the state fair Paul entered the lottery for the brand new truck . . .
A woman from the deepest, most rural part of Alabama . . .
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink.
COKE -- No wonder coke tastes soooo good:
men tired of receiving male bashing jokes
Every spring, as soon as the snows thawed, a certain mountain woman . . .
Another political retread . . . Lunch with the President
God decided he needed a vacation.
A kindergarten teacher had a pupil tell her he had found a frog.
Every single evening as I'm lying here in bed . . .
Wondering how long it would take before the old political jokes were updated?
My wife uses fabric softener. I never knew what that stuff was for . . .
There were two guys riding down the road on a motorcycle.
2000-2001 Darwin Awards - Hot off the presses!
A man was walking down a beach and saw a bottle floating in the surf.
There are three religious truths:
A blonde walks into a beauty salon with headphones on to get a haircut.
What do you get when you toss a hand grenade into a kitchen in France?
Three little boys couldn't get anyone to play with them.
Sometimes overlook the simple pleasures.
Each child had to get their parents to tell them a story with a moral . . .
That we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change.
Tommy Shaughnessy enters the confessional box and says. . .
Two Indians and a Hillbilly were walking in the woods . . .
Just in time for Valentine's Day, A Redneck Love Poem
Who Understands Men?
A warning about a new male date rape drug . . .
An old, bearded shepherd, with a crooked staff, walked up to a stone pulpit and said. . .
After dozens of very expensive tests and weeks of hospitalization . . .
Adorable Kids-The World From Their Perspective
Bob received a free ticket to the Super Bowl from his company.
A Great Way to Handle Telemarketers
Handy Conversions Factors
How to Stop People from Bugging You about Getting Married.
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