• A new monk arrives at the monastery.
• More children stories- un-retouched or corrected, with incorrect spellings remaining
• President "W" Bush gets an invite from the Queen to come and visit her in England.
• Midlife crisis - For women:

• Great Truths about Life That Adults Have Learned
• A frail old man went to live with his son, daughter-in-law, and a four-year old grandson.
• You all know, in the Beginning, God created Heaven and Earth and then He created man.
• Proposed Official names for the Clinton $1.7 million house in Chappaqua, New York

• We might not all be rocket scientists, but we may be higher up the evolutionary ladder than....
• A Woman's Look in the Mirror
• President Clinton finishes his time on earth and approaches the Pearly Gates of Heaven
• Larry Lobster and Sam Clam where best friends.

• Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
• Women are Bright Because - We got off the Titanic first . . .
• Suggested warning labels be placed immediately on beer containers
• A doctor was having an affair with his nurse.

• Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies
• You know you're a redneck when ... (Part II)
• A man goes to the White House and asks to see President Clinton.
• More rejected Hallmark Greeting Card :

• You know you're a redneck if can entertain yourself for more than an hour with a flyswatter . . .
• Signs the 90s got to you . . .
• A kindergarten teacher was helping one of her students put his boots on.
• What happens when a president gets elected in a year with a "0" at the end?

• A man and woman are standing at the altar, waiting to be married . . .
• Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
• The government recently calculated the cost of raising child . . .
• A tourist walks into a curio shop in San Francisco.
• Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night.

• A traveler, lost on a rainy night, stumbles across a monastery
• An unemployed man goes to try for a job with Microsoft as a cleaner.
• This little Johnny has a clean act...finally...
• A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street . . .
• Why Men Aren't Secretaries

• Tips on being a better Dog: (read these to your Dog)
• Kids: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk.
• I've learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper . . .

• An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all night.
• On the very first day, God created the cow. He said to the cow.
• Behaviors that will make your visit much more pleasant
• Every sailing ship had to have cannon for protection.
• Frank was a painter who liked to make extra dollars by thinning his paint ...

• A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to see the radio show . . . 
• McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini . . .
• Test answers from various schools in the Huntsville, Alabama  metropolitan area
• A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel . . .
• Twelve Step Internet Recovery Program
• This month's top groaner one liners . . ..

• REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school
• Bill Gates died in a car accident. He found himself in Purgatory . . .
• More great Kids sayings
• President Bush has nominated Dr. Hannibal Lecter as his candidate for US Surgeon General.
• There was a world famous painter who, in the prime of her career started losing her eyesight.

• Jon's working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw . . .
• Things I Wish I'd Known Before I Went Out in The Real World
• We all know that water is important but . . .
• The Top Ten Reasons To Ride Dressage
• A very unpopular but powerful lawyer died.
• The efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution.

• Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their response times.
• An boy is walking down the road one day when a car pulls over . . ..
• Groucho Marx was a master at delivering one-liners . . .
• Not that this applies to any of you Old" IS WHEN...
• All I need to know about life I learned from my girlfriends
• Murphy was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when he slipped.

• An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things . . .
• Worker dead at desk for 5 days.
• An English teacher was explaining to his students the concept of gender . . .
• An old Jewish couple are sitting around one evening . . .
• Famous Quotes about Drinking ( Part 2)

• Things dogs must remember every morning when they wake up
• A blonde decided she needed a different winter hobby.
• Only In America can a pizza arrive at your house faster than an ambulance . . .
• Every year at the state fair Paul entered the lottery for the brand new truck . . .
• A woman from the deepest, most rural part of Alabama . . .

• A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink.
• COKE -- No wonder coke tastes soooo good:
• For men tired of receiving male bashing jokes
• Every spring, as soon as the snows thawed, a certain mountain woman . . .
• Another political retread . . . Lunch with the President
• God decided he needed a vacation.

• A kindergarten teacher had a pupil tell her he had found a frog.
• Every single evening as I'm lying here in bed . . .
• Wondering how long it would take before the old political jokes were updated?
• My wife uses fabric softener. I never knew what that stuff was for . . .
• There were two guys riding down the road on a motorcycle.

• 2000-2001 Darwin Awards - Hot off the presses!
• A man was walking down a beach and saw a bottle floating in the surf.
• There are three religious truths:
• A blonde walks into a beauty salon with headphones on to get a haircut.
• What do you get when you toss a hand grenade into a kitchen in France?

• Three little boys couldn't get anyone to play with them.
• Sometimes overlook the simple pleasures.
• Each child had to get their parents to tell them a story with a moral . . .
• That we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change.

• Tommy Shaughnessy enters the confessional box and says. . .
• Two Indians and a Hillbilly were walking in the woods . . .
• Just in time for Valentine's Day, A Redneck Love Poem
• Who Understands Men?
• A warning about a new male date rape drug . . .
• An old, bearded shepherd, with a crooked staff, walked up to a stone pulpit and said. . .

• After dozens of very expensive tests and weeks of hospitalization . . .
• Adorable Kids-The World From Their Perspective
• Bob received a free ticket to the Super Bowl from his company.
• A Great Way to Handle Telemarketers
• Handy Conversions Factors
• How to Stop People from Bugging You about Getting Married.

Display Jokes added in January 2000