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A lawyer named Mr. Strange was shopping for a tombstone.
A man in his 40's was out driving his BMW at top speed . . .
A Horsie Wife is:
A man phones home from his office and says to his wife . . .
Even more groaner one liners
Hidden benefits of being old
Why We Love Children
A minister and lawyer were chatting at a party
A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost.
Even more groaner one liners
The Indians asked their Chief if the winter was going to be cold or not.
The day finally arrives: Forrest Gump dies and goes to heaven.
Actual Doctor stories Sometimes the truth is more amusing than fiction
Crossbreeding has brought some new & different canines into being
A blonde woman named Holly finds herself in dire trouble.
The Letter of Reference we would all like to write
Parents: You have reached the answering machine of your school . . .
New list of new Latin phrases, "ex quo" (from which)
Interesting facts about life in the 1500's part 2
A minister developed quite a reputation for his sermons . . .
The Blonde and the Snowstorm
Interesting facts about life in the 1500's part 1
An angel appears at a faculty meeting and tells the dean . . .
A immigrant, who just arrived in this country and could not speak English . . .
Subject: Bush's acceptance speed (first draft)
Two vampires wanted to go out to eat . . .
A young woman brings home her fiancée to meet her parents.
How men and women differ when it comes to dealing with ATM's
Actual Bush Quotes:
A dietitian was once addressing a large audience in Chicago.
Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami.
More Deep thoughts from comedian Steven Wright
At our Seder, we had whole wheat and bran matzoth, fortified with Metamucil.
Things Caddies want to say, but never will . . .
Deep thoughts from comedian Steven Wright
Totally useless facts about life in England for you to know.
"The Jewish people have observed their 5758th year as a people," . . .
Five Quick One Liners
A businessman was in a great deal of trouble.
Blonde secretary's memo to her boss on Y2K Compliance:
What your selection of newspaper say's about you
There once was a successful rancher who died . . .
A dejected Communist Party candidate trudges home after the polls close.
What does that tell you?" asks The Lone Ranger.
A married man left work early one Friday afternoon.
This married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest . . .
Two cannibals are eating a clown.
Three blondes had just bought a can of Pepsi One . . .
Latest Update to: If men really did rule the world...
Some common questions about pregnancy:
Stages of a successful life:
More Horse Slang Definitions
I was driving home from work when, out of nowhere, a bird slammed into my windshield.
"Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline."
The only cow in a small town in Poland stopped giving milk.
Oath to My Friend
What do you call a guy on the side of the road with his hand up a horses behind?
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn.
Great truths about life that adults have learned
Baby Boomers relate : The '60s vs. the '90s.
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.
Early one morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.
A guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a fellow with a Chihuahua . . .
A women walks into a bank in New York city and asks for a loan.
Nominees for the Chevy Nova Award.
A man walked into a bar and sat down beside a women.
After nearly 15 years in orbit, the 140-ton Russian space station MIR
A middle school in Oregon was faced with a unique problem . . .
Ellie visited a psychic of some local repute.
George Carlinisms - How come wrong numbers are never busy?
Great Truths About Growing Old
The Ballad of George W. - (I think you all know the tune)
Great Truths About Life That Little Children Have Learned
Great Web Sites
One day this guy, who has been stranded on a desert island . . .
A sad day! I don't usually pass on news like this . . .
Congress Passes Americans with No Abilities Act
An elderly gent was invited to his old friends' home for dinner one evening.
Welcome to: So You Wouldn't Mind Being A Kosher Millionaire?
Toys around the world
A woman goes into a store and buys a beautiful green and blue parrot.
Committee to raise a monument of Al Gore.
The 26-year-old mother stared down at her son who was dying . . .
A couple in Sweetwater, Texas had a lot of potted plants . . .
Four Die-Hard Football Fans football fans go rock climbing one afternoon . . .
Insight full quotes from those we pay millions too
You Might Be a Yankee If . . .
A drunk went into a telephone booth and dialed at random . . .
When you have had one of those days at work, try this:
Your Horses are on Fire!
Just in case you weren't feeling too old today
An old snake goes to see his Doctor.
The Images of Mother
Did you ever wish you could remember Norm's greetings on "Cheers"?
More totally useless facts for you to know
Beauty of a Woman
The Department of Energy Upgrades its Security at its Weapons Plants . . .
You KNOW you're in California when:
A Texan, a Russian, and a New Yorker are having dinner . . .
I'm writing this slow 'cause I know you can't read fast.
Remember all the warnings this year that this was the real year of Y2K?
The teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date . . .
Mr. and Mrs. Potato had eyes for each other . . .
This little old lady was nearly blind and she had three sons
Did you know that it's Beautiful Women Month? Well it is.
More test papers and essays submitted to science and health teachers
A Women's Random Thoughts
A piece of string goes in to a bar...
The other day, my friends and I went to a ladies' night club.
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door.
Notice to all EMS Personnel . . .
The Buffalo theory defense for drinking
A housewife took a lover during the day while her husband is at work.
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