• A lawyer named Mr. Strange was shopping for a tombstone.
• A man in his 40's was out driving his BMW at top speed . . .
• A Horsie Wife is:
• A man phones home from his office and says to his wife . . .
• Even more groaner one liners

• Hidden benefits of being old
• Why We Love Children
• A minister and lawyer were chatting at a party
• A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost.
• Even more groaner one liners

• The Indians asked their Chief if the winter was going to be cold or not.
• The day finally arrives: Forrest Gump dies and goes to heaven.
• Actual Doctor stories Sometimes the truth is more amusing than fiction
• Crossbreeding has brought some new & different canines into being
• Groaner one-liners

• A blonde woman named Holly finds herself in dire trouble.
• The Letter of Reference we would all like to write
• Parents: You have reached the answering machine of your school . . .
• New list of new Latin phrases, "ex quo" (from which)
• Interesting facts about life in the 1500's part 2
• A minister developed quite a reputation for his sermons . . .

• The Blonde and the Snowstorm
• Interesting facts about life in the 1500's part 1
• An angel appears at a faculty meeting and tells the dean . . .
• A immigrant, who just arrived in this country and could not speak English . . .
• Subject: Bush's acceptance speed (first draft)

• Two vampires wanted to go out to eat . . .
• A young woman brings home her fiancée to meet her parents.
• How men and women differ when it comes to dealing with ATM's
• Actual Bush Quotes:

• A dietitian was once addressing a large audience in Chicago.
• Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami.
• More Deep thoughts from comedian Steven Wright
• At our Seder, we had whole wheat and bran matzoth, fortified with Metamucil.

• Things Caddies want to say, but never will . . .
• Deep thoughts from comedian Steven Wright
• Totally useless facts about life in England for you to know.
• "The Jewish people have observed their 5758th year as a people," . . .
• Five Quick One Liners

• A businessman was in a great deal of trouble.
• Blonde secretary's memo to her boss on Y2K Compliance:
• What your selection of newspaper say's about you
• There once was a successful rancher who died . . .
• A dejected Communist Party candidate trudges home after the polls close.

• What does that tell you?" asks The Lone Ranger.
• A married man left work early one Friday afternoon.
• This married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest . . .
• Two cannibals are eating a clown.
• Three blondes had just bought a can of Pepsi One . . .

• Latest Update to: If men really did rule the world...
• Some common questions about pregnancy:
• Stages of a successful life:
• More Horse Slang Definitions
• I was driving home from work when, out of nowhere, a bird slammed into my windshield.

• "Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline."
• The only cow in a small town in Poland stopped giving milk.
• Oath to My Friend
• What do you call a guy on the side of the road with his hand up a horses behind?

• It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn.
• Great truths about life that adults have learned
• Baby Boomers relate : The '60s vs. the '90s.
• The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class. 

• Early one morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.
• A guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a fellow with a Chihuahua . . .
• A women walks into a bank in New York city and asks for a loan.
• Nominees for the Chevy Nova Award.
• A man walked into a bar and sat down beside a women.
• After nearly 15 years in orbit, the 140-ton Russian space station MIR

• A middle school in Oregon was faced with a unique problem . . .
• Ellie visited a psychic of some local repute.
• George Carlinisms - How come wrong numbers are never busy?
• Great Truths About Growing Old
• The Ballad of George W. -  (I think you all know the tune)

• Great Truths About Life That Little Children Have Learned
• Great Web Sites
• One day this guy, who has been stranded on a desert island . . .
• A sad day! I don't usually pass on news like this . . .
• Congress Passes Americans with No Abilities Act

• An elderly gent was invited to his old friends' home for dinner one evening.
• Welcome to: So You Wouldn't Mind Being A Kosher Millionaire?
• Toys around the world
• A woman goes into a store and buys a beautiful green and blue parrot.
• Committee to raise a monument of Al Gore.

• The 26-year-old mother stared down at her son who was dying . . .
• A couple in Sweetwater, Texas had a lot of potted plants . . .
• Four Die-Hard Football Fans football fans go rock climbing one afternoon . . .
• Insight full quotes from those we pay millions too
• You Might Be a Yankee If . . .

• A drunk went into a telephone booth and dialed at random . . .
• When you have had one of those days at work, try this:
• Your Horses are on Fire!
• Just in case you weren't feeling too old today

• An old snake goes to see his Doctor. 
• The Images of Mother
• Did you ever wish you could remember Norm's greetings on "Cheers"?
• More totally useless facts for you to know

• Beauty of a Woman
• The Department of Energy Upgrades its Security at its Weapons Plants . . .
• You KNOW you're in California when:
• A Texan, a Russian, and a New Yorker are having dinner . . .
• I'm writing this slow 'cause I know you can't read fast.  

• Remember all the warnings this year that this was the real year of Y2K? 
• The teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date . . .
• Mr. and Mrs. Potato had eyes for each other . . .
• This little old lady was nearly blind and she had three sons
• Did you know that it's Beautiful Women Month? Well it is.

• More test papers and essays submitted to science and health teachers
• A Women's Random Thoughts
• A piece of string goes in to a bar...
• The other day, my friends and I went to a ladies' night club.

• A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door.
• Notice to all EMS Personnel . . .
• The Buffalo theory defense for drinking
• A housewife took a lover during the day while her husband is at work.

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