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My Little Sister's Jokes > Additions for March 2009

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	3/30
	As you've worked on your return trying to come up with extra deductions... I was in the express lane at the store quietly fuming My husband, Ray, was attempting to build a patio for the first time How to tell if the driver in front of you is not skilled at driving Count the number that come out of this van Please set yourself
	3/27
	Einstein dies and goes to heaven only to be informed that his room is not yet ready In the beginning, God created heaven and earth A young banker decided to get his first tailor made suit How to inflate a tire Kissed by a wild Alaskan Moose
	3/23
	The studies show that one in three Americans have hypertension... A contest was held to find the most caring child... A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes Chef's Dictionary My wife asked me what I was doing today...
	3/20
	A researcher arrives in Borneo to gather data for his thesis Trivia Part 9 A nun was sitting at the airport waiting for her flight to Chicago A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals Glaswegian Tyre Removal Driveline Vibration Issue - Possible Root Cause
	3/18
	A mother took her five-year-old son with her to the bank on a busy lunchtime Trivia Part 8 Are you tired of those sissy ' friendship' poems that always sound good... A leader in a Christian Science church... A very zealous soul-winning young preacher recently came upon a farmer A Very Patient Cat Do you know what I fear most about old age?
	3/13
	An airliner was having engine trouble... Trivia Part 7 A computer programmer was walking along the beach when he found a lamp Why On-Line Colleges are Booming Aussie Guide Dog Mouse Trap
	3/9
	Tired of constantly being broke and stuck in an unhappy marriage... Intelligence Test The Oakland A’s added to their already elderly roster of players... Makes good better 1040 EZ 2 Do Tax Form
	3/6
	A DC airport ticket agent offers some examples of why our country is in trouble! An Atheist accosted a preacher. "Do you believe in eternal life?" Trivia Part 6 Who's going to pay the bills Bathroom Happenings
	3/2
	A man is lost in the Sahara desert A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class Trivia Part 5 A Horses View of the World Best video of the year - It doesn't get ANY better than this! Who's the best mother ...

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