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My Little Sister's Jokes > Additions for February 2009

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	2/27
	Oscar, a German from North Dakota was an older, single gentleman... Trivia Part 4 Have an eating disorder? Here's how to tell All I Need To Know About Life I Learned From A Cow The Children's Bible in a Nutshell How ugly girls get to dance Failing tests with dignity
	2/25
	Income taxes are normally due on April 15th... There were Five country churches in a small Texas town... You Know You Are Addicted To Coffee If... You might be an Accountant if... Trivia Part 3 2,000 HP Outboard Inflatable
	2/23
	A woman is in a grocery store and happens upon a grandpa... While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz and, after a long trial... The Sack Lunches Women drivers - Exhibit A Too cute not to use!
	2/20
	Bubba walked into a doctor's office... Totally useless facts - take 2 Mexican words of the day... Be on the lookout for... Inside the Space Station
	2/18
	Fred and Grady, two elderly friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged... Two cannibals were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat Totally useless facts - take 1 Hero Dog Helps Wounded Dog-Wow! Stimulus Bill
	2/16
	A prominent University of Wisconsin, Madison, professor... A man, 82 and a woman, 79 met in a retirement home, soon becoming firm friends Right before Valentine day, my four year old granddaughter... Two hamburgers walk into a bar The Sheriff pulled up next to the guy unloading garbage out of his pick-up into the ditch Fires in Australia
	2/13
	Trivia is anything but. (Trivial, that is.) It can be amusing, baffling and enlightening Marriage and Men Top Ten Signs You've Eaten Too Much One of the world's greatest scientists was also recognized... World's Greatest Trick 2009 animal funnies - Take 2
	2/9
	A rich American tourist was holidaying overseas, and was intent on seeing the Pope Dumb Things Radio and Television Newsreaders Said A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean A group of redneck friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day Talk about a brave pig! 2009 animal funnies - Take 1
	2/6
	24 Things about to become extinct in America Keep this philosophy in mind the next time you hear or are about to repeat a rumor To the Guy Who Mugged Me Downtown Creative Puns for "educated Minds' Car Puzzle Don't drive into train
	2/2
	A writer died, and due to a bureaucratic snafu in the hereafter... You Know You're Growing Older When A policeman pulled over a car over and told the driver him that because... Two accountants are in a bank, when armed robbers burst in Jeep commercial

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