• Beet Pulp Safety Warning (aka the famous squirrel story)
• Actual Test Answers Written by Middle Schoolers
• More Famous Quotes
• Some insights from the Dalai Lama to carry with you into the next millennium.

• A mangy looking guy goes into a bar and orders a drink.
• A three-year old went with his dad to see a litter of kittens.
• If we could shrink the earth's population to a village of 100 people
• A water bearer had two large pots, each hung on each end of a pole . . .

• Top ten list of things to do to prepare for the ski season:
• As New Years approaches, we sometimes overlook the simple pleasures.
• I was working in an orange juice factory, but got canned ... couldn't concentrate.

• In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth.
• More Bumper Stickers we all would like to have:
• Whether sex is a sin or not hinges on whether sex is considered work or play

• An handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry
• New Barbie dolls to coincide with her and OUR aging gracefully.
• A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen . . .
• More examples of Idiots in Everyday life . . . 
• Sometimes it DOES take a rocket scientist ...
• Kid's still say the darnest things!

• A man was in the hospital recovering from an operation . . .
• A little girl in her Sunday best was running as fast as she could . . .
• The horse and mule live 30 years, and know nothing of Wine and Beer . . .
• T'was the night before Christmas - Old Santa was pissed.

• A blond went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.
• Off at college, the student has gone through all of his allowance
• It all began because my husband Mike hated Christmas
• People that make dirt look smart
• A frenzied man ran into a pet shop looking for an unusual Christmas gift.
• A little girl walked daily to and from school.

• Dear Santa, I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception.
• Lest we forget how difficult it is to master the English language
• Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee
• Once there were three trees on a hill in the woods.
• Larry Ellison', CEO of ORACLE, Speech at the Yale University.

• Now that I'm older, here's what I've discovered
• Post-election bumper stickers
• 10 Sure Fire Ways To get on Santa's bad side
• More totally useless stuff for you to know
• Each December, I vowed to make Christmas a peaceful experience

• Santa was getting ready . . . But there were problems everywhere
• Do's and Don't when Visiting the "SOUTH"
• Maritime scholars have reviewed statistics regarding the Titanic.
• Several men are in the locker room of a private club after exercising.
• A 75 year old woman went to the doctor for a check-up.

• Santa Claus, like all pilots, gets regular visits from the FAA
• More Proof that Santa is a Woman
• In a small southern town there was a "Nativity Scene" . . .
• T'was the night before Christmas, and all through the barn
• A resident in a seaside hotel breakfast room called over the head waiter. . .
• Super Granny Defender of Justice

• Christmas Cartoons!
• Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged
• Twas The Night Before Christmas ... Mom Style
• The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a nativity scene ...
• On their honeymoon the new husband told his bride . . .
• Famous Quotes about Drinking 
• The Clinton-Gore Counter-revolution The prospect of tyranny in America.

• Bush Legal Team Sues S. Claus
• In an American history discussion group, the professor was trying to explain . . .
• The History of the Christmas Carol
• Today's top 25 Country and Western Songs

• The Game Warden goes down to conduct a surprise inspection . . .
• You know you're from the sticks if:
• Proof that Santa's reindeer were female.
• Men one-liners
• A woman awoke during the night to find that her husband was not in bed.

• A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs . . .
• More Blond one liners
• Windows 98 Jersey Edition
• Top ten reasons why Santa Claus is a woman
• By the time the sailor pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken.
• Dan got a frantic call from his blond girlfriend.

• An eyeful a day keeps the doctors away
• Two guys are driving through Alabama when they get pulled over . . .
• Real quotes from medical records
• The day Hell actually froze over
• Little know NCAA facts
• There once was a happy little fly buzzing around a barn one day . . .
• While visiting a friend, Farmer Jones noticed a pig with a wooden leg

• Breakdown map of counties won by George Bush and Albert Gore
• They can play 10 bingo cards at a time and not miss a number . . .
• Advice Bill Gates recently dished out at a high school speech
• Two married buddies are out drinking one night . . .
• Several new viruses have been discovered and are wreaking havoc

• What's the difference between Al Gore and a new puppy?
• A proposed revision to the rules of golf is being sought in south Florida
• Top ten things only women understand
• A Women's Prayer
• More great bumper stickers - part 2
• The origin of "taps"

• More great bumper stickers - part 1 
• The George Carlin Theory About Life
• A man will . . . A women will . . .
• I'm a BAD American. I'm Your Worst Nightmare. I am a Republican.
• Four Nuns having the Weekend off

• Dr. Seuss explains why computers crash
• The 2001 Darwin Awards
• Its Good to be a Man - Part 2
• 'Sicko' Kid book title . . . need we say any more

• After digging to a depth of 100m last year, Russian scientists found . . .
• A construction site foreman was interviewing an Italian for a job . . .
• Freddie was eighteen years old, friendly, and eager to do things right.
• Things to do at Walmart while your spouse is taking his/her sweet time.
• Al Gore was asked if he knew the significance of Roe versus Wade . . .
• I was browsing the patron saint index of the Catholic Forum web site . . .
• When Bill and Hillary first got married . . .

Display Jokes added in November 2000