> Additions in December, 2000
List of Prior Months Additions
Beet Pulp Safety Warning (aka the famous squirrel story)
Actual Test Answers Written by Middle Schoolers
More Famous Quotes
Some insights from the Dalai Lama to carry with you into the next millennium.
A mangy looking guy goes into a bar and orders a drink.
A three-year old went with his dad to see a litter of kittens.
If we could shrink the earth's population to a village of 100 people
A water bearer had two large pots, each hung on each end of a pole . . .
Top ten list of things to do to prepare for the ski season:
As New Years approaches, we sometimes overlook the simple pleasures.
I was working in an orange juice factory, but got canned ... couldn't concentrate.
In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth.
More Bumper Stickers we all would like to have:
Whether sex is a sin or not hinges on whether sex is considered work or play
An handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry
New Barbie dolls to coincide with her and OUR aging gracefully.
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen . . .
More examples of Idiots in Everyday life . . .
Sometimes it DOES take a rocket scientist ...
Kid's still say the darnest things!
A man was in the hospital recovering from an operation . . .
A little girl in her Sunday best was running as fast as she could . . .
The horse and mule live 30 years, and know nothing of Wine and Beer . . .
T'was the night before Christmas - Old Santa was pissed.
A blond went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.
Off at college, the student has gone through all of his allowance
It all began because my husband Mike hated Christmas
People that make dirt look smart
A frenzied man ran into a pet shop looking for an unusual Christmas gift.
A little girl walked daily to and from school.
Dear Santa, I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception.
Lest we forget how difficult it is to master the English language
Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee
Once there were three trees on a hill in the woods.
Larry Ellison', CEO of ORACLE, Speech at the Yale University.
Now that I'm older, here's what I've discovered
Post-election bumper stickers
10 Sure Fire Ways To get on Santa's bad side
More totally useless stuff for you to know
Each December, I vowed to make Christmas a peaceful experience
Santa was getting ready . . . But there were problems everywhere
Do's and Don't when Visiting the "SOUTH"
Maritime scholars have reviewed statistics regarding the Titanic.
Several men are in the locker room of a private club after exercising.
A 75 year old woman went to the doctor for a check-up.
Santa Claus, like all pilots, gets regular visits from the FAA
More Proof that Santa is a Woman
In a small southern town there was a "Nativity Scene" . . .
T'was the night before Christmas, and all through the barn
A resident in a seaside hotel breakfast room called over the head waiter. . .
Super Granny Defender of Justice
12/14-15-16 (Sorry about the 14th & 15th, but we were knocked off line by an a ice storm)
Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged
Twas The Night Before Christmas ... Mom Style
The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a nativity scene ...
On their honeymoon the new husband told his bride . . .
Famous Quotes about Drinking
The Clinton-Gore Counter-revolution The prospect of tyranny in America.
Bush Legal Team Sues S. Claus
In an American history discussion group, the professor was trying to explain . . .
The History of the Christmas Carol
Today's top 25 Country and Western Songs
The Game Warden goes down to conduct a surprise inspection . . .
You know you're from the sticks if:
Proof that Santa's reindeer were female.
A woman awoke during the night to find that her husband was not in bed.
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs . . .
More Blond one liners
Windows 98 Jersey Edition
Top ten reasons why Santa Claus is a woman
By the time the sailor pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken.
Dan got a frantic call from his blond girlfriend.
An eyeful a day keeps the doctors away
Two guys are driving through Alabama when they get pulled over . . .
Real quotes from medical records
The day Hell actually froze over
Little know NCAA facts
There once was a happy little fly buzzing around a barn one day . . .
While visiting a friend, Farmer Jones noticed a pig with a wooden leg
Breakdown map of counties won by George Bush and Albert Gore
They can play 10 bingo cards at a time and not miss a number . . .
Advice Bill Gates recently dished out at a high school speech
Two married buddies are out drinking one night . . .
Several new viruses have been discovered and are wreaking havoc
What's the difference between Al Gore and a new puppy?
A proposed revision to the rules of golf is being sought in south Florida
Top ten things only women understand
A Women's Prayer
More great bumper stickers - part 2
The origin of "taps"
More great bumper stickers - part 1
The George Carlin Theory About Life
A man will . . . A women will . . .
I'm a BAD American. I'm Your Worst Nightmare. I am a Republican.
Four Nuns having the Weekend off
Dr. Seuss explains why computers crash
The 2001 Darwin Awards
Its Good to be a Man - Part 2
'Sicko' Kid book title . . . need we say any more
After digging to a depth of 100m last year, Russian scientists found . . .
A construction site foreman was interviewing an Italian for a job . . .
Freddie was eighteen years old, friendly, and eager to do things right.
Things to do at Walmart while your spouse is taking his/her sweet time.
Al Gore was asked if he knew the significance of Roe versus Wade . . .
I was browsing the patron saint index of the Catholic Forum web site . . .
When Bill and Hillary first got married . . .
Display Jokes added in November 2000