Recent Additons to My Little Sister's Jokes

My Little Sister's Jokes > Additions for june 2009

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	6/29
	A ninety-five year old woman at the nursing home... One-liners to make you smile A Few More Summer Courses for Women A drunk walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink... A man asked an American Indian what was his wife's name If your going to fake your driver's license...
	6/26
	Excited about his new project concept... 14 Simple test before you decide to have children Did you know? Airline Pilot of the Year Some Days You Just Need Your Wife
	6/24
	What Pets Write in Their Diaries Summer Classes for Women... The Three Envelopes A radical feminist is getting on a bus when... Sub-woofers
	6/22
	If the Battle of Trafalgar were fought today... Gentle Thoughts for Today Men's Consideration for Women In the mountains of Tennessee there is a gaunt hillbilly... Kazakhstan tow truck How to catch the Swine Flu
	6/15
	You know you're from New Jersey if... Murphy's Laws of Computing Some signs warning you that your television show is going off the air There were two high school sweethearts who dated chastely... Four amazing geographical holes!
	6/12
	To achieve high efficiency and safety standards... Proofreading is a dying art, would you say? 10 ways you know you are a Geek During a recent hot spell in Atlanta a hillbilly collapsed on the street Music Machine Please help ban Fox hunting in Britain
	6/10
	One morning Bobby's mother was cleaning his room... Thirty Failed Predictions A guy who's hiking in the woods one day when a bear chases him up a really tall tree The farmer's son was returning from the market... BMW Garage Door Opener Florida Biker and His Babe
	6/8
	A man came into the office an hour late for the third time in one week... A huge college freshman figured he'd try out for the football team The Children's Bible in a Nutshell Worried patient: 'Doctor, I'm very worried How about a math problem? I am a CAT and will sleep where I like
	6/5
	To celebrate growing older, I once wrote the 45 lessons life taught me A dad picked him up from school one afternoon Sarcastic Dares A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist Floating trash island Engineers have a way with words
	6/3
	A lady is having a bad day at the roulette tables in Las Vegas A travel agent looked up from his desk and saw an older lady... The human body Two ropes walk in to a bar, one rope calls the bartender and says... Top 10 Signs You’re Over The Hill A faster way to get to heaven
	6/1
	A traffic cop on patrol one night, watching a 35mph zone on the edge of town... A couple college kids, Stan and Ryan... Dieting Rules Bumper Snickers Thoughts On Cat Baths

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