Nov 2007 Additions

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	11/30
	Toddler Miracle Diet A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old son playing... School Best Sellers A man wanted to get married but was having trouble choosing among 3 likely candidates Best DWI test ever Mood buttons you can't wear to work - Take 1
	11/28
	Everything I need to know about life I learned from old TV shows Other uses for Vodka Montana Dumb Laws A couple with three children waited in line at San Francisco's Pier 41... Abe, an old Jewish man, was dying Some really strange things happen...
	11/26
	A judge in a small city was hearing a drunk-driving case and the defendant... I had been doing Tech Support for Hewlett-Packard's DeskJet division for about a month... A blonde was mowing her lawn when she accidentally cut off the tail of her cat... A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot Sven was out shopping when he met his friend Ole outside the jewelers How wonderful the love of animals can be...
	11/21
	How to cook a turkey A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a young boy ... T'was the night of Thanksgiving, But I just couldn't sleep... For most people, Thanksgiving is a time to reflect on what we've been given ... When I was a young turkey, new to the coop ...
	11/19
	In the pre-Thanksgiving rush, we have received an early weather report... Paddy staggered home very late after an evening with his drinking buddy... Bumper Stickers for Women An old man was a witness in a burglary case How to speak about women and be politically correct Hampshire (England) police thought it would be a good idea to advertise on the rear of a bus
	11/16
	Two old guys met in the park every day to feed the pigeons... Jake is struggling through a bus station with two huge and obviously heavy suitcases One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well The heaviest element known to science ... All Wheel Drive Happy Sunset ...
	11/14
	Top 10 Signs Your Presidential Candidate is Under-Qualified NASA was interviewing professionals they were thinking of sending to Mars The computer company, where my wife works, distributed a corporate-clothing catalogue It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals... Recent Quips from Late Night - Take 59 Where's your camera when you need it? Take 2
	11/12
	Once upon a time, there was a prince who, through no fault of his own... Two rednecks in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard Old is when... An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his lawyer A woman calls her boss one morning ... Where's your camera when you need it? Take 1
	11/9
	Much of Australia has been in the grip of drought for years... Two children were in a doctor's waiting room. A little girl was softly sobbing The human body is a machine that is full of wonder Surfer Dog Jewish mother's wedding invitation
	11/7
	Two doctors, a psychiatrist and a proctologist, opened an office in a small town... A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry ... A professional genealogical researcher, discovered that Hillary Clinton's ... Recent Quips from Late Night - Take 58 So you think you had a bad day - take 2
	11/2
	A teacher in the back country presented her students with the first half of a proverb ... Ten-for-Dinner Blonde More Dis-Inspirationals How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb? Do these remind you of anyone you know at work?: Coffee Cup Holder - Elastic Band So you think you had a bad day - take 1

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