Oct 2007 Additions

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	10/31
	Job Placement Aptitude Test Oscar drove his brand new Mercedes to his favorite sporting goods store Computer Error Messages A very wealthy lawyer vacationed for several weeks each year at his summer home... How a butterfly put a hole in your roof Um ... do the kids get extra credit for this?
	10/29
	Eighth-grade final exam from 1895 in Salina, Kansas Quotes by Albert Einstein During a airline flight a Pilot was seated next to a young mother with a babe in arms A man went to a dentist one day for a regular check up What every office needs ...
	10/26
	A man with a nagging secret couldn't keep it any longer A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around I was at the drugstore and noticed a young male cashier staring at the pretty girl... The privilege of naming all the children of the tribe always fell to the chief Mrs. O'Donovan was walking down O'Connell Street in Dublin ... Cat Wakeup Call
	10/24
	Actual Answers From Students On Music Exams A Preacher was explaining that he must move on to a larger congregation A young man with a slight hearing problem, is in an accident and his eye is poked out A Japanese doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced ... A salesman dropped in to see a business customer An interesting fact Manure Hammer King Political Commentary
	10/22
	Top Ten Reasons to Ask Your Boss For A Raise Halloween one liners ... There was a woman who had a maddening passion for baked beans A banker fell overboard from a friend's sailboat Halloween Pumpkins - Take 1
	10/19
	Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House... When Insults Had Class The minister was passing a group of young teens sitting on the Church lawn ... A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis ... A prospective juror was surprised by the definition of voluntary manslaughter... Why aborigines need mobile phone Top Fountains of the World
	10/17
	Abby a 9-years-old, she was given an assignment ... One of the world's greatest scientists was also the original absent-minded professor Now you know everything! Recent Quips from Late Night - Take 57 Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife Coffee Art ... You can't do this with a Tea Bag!
	10/15
	A young blonde man volunteered for military service during World War II The Nose-Picking Glossary Many people are unaware that Frank Sinatra was an ecologist A female humpback whale had become entangled in a spider web of crab traps and lines Marriage one liners ... If this reminds you of your job ... it's time to get a new one ...
	10/12
	Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband... A guy comes home from work and over dinner asks his wife... When a physician remarked on a new patient's extraordinarily ruddy complexion... Recent Quips from Late Night - Take 55 A young boy had just got his driver's license and inquired of his father... Hilary Ambivalence Syndrome Is it Friday yet?
	10/8
	It was visitor's day at the lunatic asylum... A young Scottish lad and lass were sitting on a low stone wall Some fascinating things on old tombstones! Seniors Under Attack ... How do they do it?
	10/5
	How To Ask A Man To Do Something Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals... Two elderly ladies met at the laundry You Know You Have Had Too Much Coffee When... A professor at Texas University was giving a lecture of the supernatural And you thought your printer had problems Now this is what I call a sneaky duck!
	10/3
	One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river... Recent Quips from Late Night - Take 55 I rear-ended another car this morning. I tell you... Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one evening... This Chihuahua puppy literally wears its heart on its sleeve
	10/1
	A Northern couple was visiting the deep south had stopped along a dark back road for a rest New old sayings ... After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments... Laws for Parents A businessman was in a great deal of trouble So simple a caveman can do it ...

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