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	11/30
	A doctor set up a one man practice in a small country town More random thoughts from someone a tad bit tired of idiots in today's world ... Inner-city catholic elementary school tests kids were asked questions ... Photo of the sun setting on the surface of the Earth taken from the Space Station
	11/28
	There was a man who worked for the Post Office ... Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the night Why Computers Sometimes Crash! by Dr. Seuss Blind farmer trying to find his turkeys on Thanksgiving ...
	11/23
	T'was the night of Thanksgiving, but I just couldn't sleep O'Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years ... One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the director ... Alligator Family Photo Album
	11/21
	For most people, Thanksgiving is a time to reflect on what we've been given ... Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets ... A young man named John received a parrot as a gift ... Best Beer Commercial of the Year Sometimes nature is cruel but there is also a beauty in that cruelty
	11/18
	An Elderly couple were celebrating their sixtieth anniversary A Man sits down in a restaurant and asks the waitress: "Do you serve breakfast here?" Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak? Frenchisms! "I see you in a Navy Boat ... make that gravy boat ..."
	11/16
	25 Things You Should Have Learned by Middle Age The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, "Hello." You Know You're in Arizona When ...
	11/14
	A couple was delighted when their long wait to adopt a baby came to an end This is why "Sports Scholarship" is an oxymoron . . . Have Your Seen My Grandpa? Tips for Positive Aging
	11/11
	Real Computer Tech Support Calls ... More Aviator's words of wisdom Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican? The positive values of rednecks ...
	11/9
	Years ago a Kentucky grandmother gave the new bride a recipe for washing clothes Jasper and the uncooked yeast rolls A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. How to tell if there's a terrorist at the airport ... (photo)
	11/4
	Some of the Odd Things about Living in the 21st Century The minister of a city church enjoyed a drink now and then ... A young man was an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon The Mayor of New Orleans denied rumors that Mardi Gras will be cancelled ... Good Dog ... yet another good Bud-lite video (video) When cloning goes bad take 6 & 7 (photo)

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