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	10/31
	There was an engineer who had an exceptional gift for fixing all things mechanical Words with two meanings If Lawyers Can Be Disbarred and Clergymen Defrocked? When cloning goes bad take 5 (photo)
	10/28
	The real uses for common auto shop tools ... Aviations Trueisms ... Quotes form our esteemed leader - George Bush God said, "Adam, I want you to do something for me." Don't mess with Seniors ... (video) When cloning goes bad ...Take 4 (photo)
	10/24
	Bubba was trying to attract the girls on the beach ... How many members of your astrological sign does it take to Change A Light Bulb? The old priest was dying and asked for a mortician and his Lawyer to come to the hospital When cloning goes bad ...Take 3
	10/21
	You know you are addicted to coffee if ... Late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51 were very surprised to see ... Oldies but goodies ... When cloning goes bad ...Take 2
	10/19
	Redneck wedding preparation guidelines A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient ... A lawyer who grew to hate the city bought a farm Hi Jack! When cloning goes bad ...
	10/17
	Ten signs that your co-worker is a computer hacker I went to the US Patent Office yesterday trying to register some of my inventions A driver of a huge trailer lost control and plowed into an empty tollbooth... Toll both rage ...
	10/14
	After three weeks in the Garden of Eden God came to visit Eve How the Jews got the 10 commandments Jim and Bob, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer ... Explain these wrecks take 3
	10/12
	Rules for Cats Who Have to Run a House Part 5 You know you're from New York when ... take II What could possible make this better ... Bud Lite commercial Felix suddenly realized it wasn't such a good idea to try out for the soccer team ...
	10/7
	You know you are getting on in age when ... Dear Husband: I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good Rules for Cats Who Have to Run a House Part 4 Excerpts from the West Virginia Vocabulary Book Explain these wrecks take 2
	10/5
	A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a Oklahoma City courtroom drama yesterday ... Rules for Cats Who Have to Run a House Part 3 A man was coming home from a long day at work when he got a call on his cell phone. Toyota Bait Explain these wrecks take 1
	10/3
	A man in the Florida supermarket tries to buy a half head of lettuce. Rules for Cats Who Have to Run a House Part 2 Grade change form Five Women waiting for the perfect man ...

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