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My Little Sister's Jokes > Additions for October 2009

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	10/30
	Halloween one liners... Make sure you know the lingo this Halloween ... A man stood on the side of the road hitch hiking How to tell if of you're too old to Trick-or-Treat What Halloween is good for A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween Party Halloween Pumpkins Why Pets Hate Halloween
	10/26
	Once upon a time there was a famous sea captain You Know You're Over The Hill When... Actual Lines from Resumes A conductor was having a lot of trouble with a drummer Although this married couple enjoyed their new fishing boat together... Corn Maze for Blonds
	10/23
	There once was a 94 year old nun back in the 1890s... The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang The children had all been photographed... A guy was unfortunate enough to be hit by a truck... Hillbilly Chain Saw True Canadians...
	10/21
	A guy gets home from work one night and hears a little voice Signs You're "All Grown-Up Now" The Doctor told me I should start an exercise program My wife has not spoken to me in three days Some people are so innovative! Who'd dream up posters like this?
	10/19
	A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner Mom & Pop grocery... You Know You Need A New Lawyer When Things You'll Never Hear In A Western Movie A mother was almost crazy with her three kids Moments away from putting the finishing touches on his new two-seater outhouse...
	10/16
	A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven As a nightclub owner, I hired a pianist and a drummer to entertain my customers What Women Want In A Man, Original List ... (at age 22) A fifth generation farmer has determined that his son... Never underestimate the power of a great story Did you name it after me like you said you would?
	10/14
	My parents had not been out together in quite some time Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center... Performance review terms Weirdest Movie Titles Paranoia - Keeping critters alive for millions of years
	10/12
	The Modern Child's ABCs of Social Graces Telltale Signs of Being a Mother Every so often, the calendar throws up dates that ‘experts’ predict... Several racehorses are in a stable I figured you could breakfast in bed
	10/7
	Australian Tourism Website Bob went over to his friend Joe's house and was amazed at how well Joe treated his wife Ponder These Pilots' Wisdom New version of Monopoly
	10/2
	Top Ten Reasons You Need a Vacation from Your Dogs Last month a world-wide survey was conducted by the UN Old computer terms A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient... My husband works as a service technician for a large exterminating company Rain Quick Fixes

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