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My Little Sister's Jokes > Additions for September 2009

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	9/25
	Because of a minor infraction, a shipmate of mine aboard the USS Reeves... When the wealthy businessman choked on a fish bone at a restaurant... An angry wife was complaining about her husband... Headlines From The "Wizard of Oz" Ausse Blind Cricket If you yell "you lie' in a room full politicians ...
	9/23
	A game warden noticed how a particular fellow named Sam... While I was working in the men's section of a department store... Signs that you are Webbed Out... A firm with a sense of humour It was the first day of school, after summer vacations... I got stopped for speeding yesterday
	9/21
	A patient went to the Doctor and asked him to check his leg "How long have you been driving without a tail light?" asked the policeman... My wife and I, both graduate students, recently celebrated the arrival of our first child A tourist was admiring the necklace worn by a local Indian Next time you'll buy me a pony...
	9/16
	After a round of golf, four ladies sat around the club house, chatting Police Complaint - just brilliant! It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle... Our 15-year-old daughter, Melanie, had to write a report for school about World War II... Cats are so dramatic!!
	9/14
	A couple just started their Lamaze class... Compilation of actual student answers on tests I was helping a buddy of mine, who was an orthopedic surgeon... You Might Be From New York If... Only in Africa
	9/11
	The home-owner was delighted with the way the painter... The Vicar asked if anyone in the congregation Really bad pickup lines Everyday's Golfing Smiles Pakistan Roadside Assistance Training your adapted dog
	9/7
	Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee... Random thoughts from people our age - Take 2 In Washington State, a little north of Seattle, is a river called the Stillaguamish Jimmy: 'Hey, Mike! How's your new pet fish doing? Intersection in India Not fit to print!
	9/4
	Random thoughts from people our age - Take 1 A police car pulled me over near the high school where I teach A young engineer was leaving the office... The teacher says to her new class... Cynical Meanings How to intimidate the pitcher Lately I've been feeling lethargic

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