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	7/28 <- Click here to read all the jokes posted on this date on one page
	I was buying a large bag of Purina Dog Chow ... Recent Quips from Late Night - Take 15 Cynical Meanings A teenager lost a contact lens while playing basketball in his driveway. Simon Says ... Redneck Grill
	7/26
	The passenger tapped the cab driver on the shoulder to ask him something What men say and what they mean . . . The New York City school board has officially declared Jewish English ... A wise woman who was traveling in the mountains found a precious stone in a stream
	7/21
	Two Texans, Bubba and Elmer were in the two holer doing their dody Recent Quips from Late Night - Take 14 A nine-year-old kid sitting at his desk and all of a sudden ... One evening an old Cherokee told his grandson about a battle that goes on inside people The Bible According to Kids Nominations for best photo of the year, take 2
	7/19
	Two men walk into a bar. One sits at one end of the bar and the other at the opposite end A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve ... A little boy was attending his first wedding One day while he was at the track betting on the ponies and nearly losing his shirt... How to recognize a really bad breakup ...
	7/17
	Two priests were going to Hawaii on vacation ... And they ask why I like retirement ... Now that I'm 'older' (but refuse to grow up), here's what I've discovered ... Effect Divorce Lawyer Ad ...
	7/14
	A Mother's Dictionary ... Found in an actual church bulletin Recent Quips from Late Night - Take 13 A little boy was attending his first wedding The checks of reparations for slavery arrived in the mail today When it's OK to spank your kid ...
	7/12
	A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic Garbage bags with her Actual call center conversations A woman is enjoying a good game of bridge For people in a hurry, we have compiled this short history of medicine ... On the banks of a river sat three Indian women ... Red Neck Wind Charms
	7/10
	Insulting with class Quotes for real life Soccer players There was a man called him Jim, who lived near a river. Jim was a very religious man Brief political observation The US Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches Redneck Palm Pilot
	7/5
	Bubba went to a psychiatrist. Doc, he said, I've got trouble Recent Quips from Late Night - Take 12 You are driving in a car at a constant speed Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch Passing of the Royal Wind

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