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	A man who just died is delivered to the mortuary wearing an expensive ... You live in California when... Welfare Applications You are driving down the road in your car on a wild, stormy night ... Nominations for best photo of the year, take 1
	6/26
	Two patients limp into two different American Medical clinics with the same complaint Older Than Dirt Quiz: (6/26) A female humpback whale had become entangled in a spider web of crab traps and lines "Pour me a double whisky, I've just had a blazing row with the little woman" ... When a redneck wins the lottery ...
	6/23
	A priest was being honoured for 25 years serving the parish Stevie Wonder and Jack Nicklaus are in a bar There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer Sister Mary, who worked for a home health agency ... The downside of wearing underwear that's too tight Play at the Beach with no sharks or dirty water
	6/21
	Interpreting Job Performance Evaluations Terms Christian One Liners Ponderings for Idle Moments And you thought you had a bad neighbor?
	6/19
	Political Science for Dummies You gotta love the Canadian sense of humour Excerpts from a Dog's & Cats Diary Priceless ... Asking an ex- sergeant to translate your anti-American slogans
	6/16
	A farmer had some puppies he needed to sell More real signs that give you pause when read ... I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said Thyroid problem?' What happens when kids have too much time on their hands The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection ... What happens when kids have too much time on their hands New Orleans Proposal for Rebuilding
	6/14
	Three contractors are bidding to fix the White House fence Apple Computer reported today that it has developed computer chips ... Our National Anthem - By Dr. Isaac Asimov An elderly Chinese woman had two large pots hung on the ends of a pole ... Proof of Global Warming ...
	6/12
	Simon is struggling through a bus station with two huge and obviously heavy suitcases ... Advice From Women To Men A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and they have the following exchange... A Spouse’s Guide to Garden Watering Your House As Seen By:
	6/9
	When Nathan Radlich's house was burgled, thieves left his TV... An elephant was drinking out of a river one day, when he spotted a turtle asleep on a log Tryouts for Parents of 10 year old Soccer Players ... How they weed out the stupid ones You are a South African bush pilot
	6/7
	Boudreaux, a Cajun from Rapides Parish in central Louisiana... We went to the movie the other night A guy and blond were having a drink together in a bar Never read the fine print. There ain't no way you're going to like it Jon Stewart's ('84) Commencement Address You know its summer when the girls start to show their belly buttons ...
	6/5
	A boy bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00 Getting the point across ... Universal Truths ... Money ... It can buy you a House, But not a Home ... Gas prices take 13
	6/2
	Castro was addressing a large audience in Cuba, and he began... Questions to ponder... Retirement does not have to be boring... Australian Aborigines are still called blacks by most people, as it's quite descriptive Why We Split Up How lifeguards relieve themselves ... Gas prices take 12

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