Additons to My Little Sister's Jokes for September 2002

My Little Sister's Jokes > Additions in September, 2002

	9/30 <- click here to read all the jokes posted on this date on one page
	Well its that time of the year when businesses cover up the red ink with mega mergers ... Mary was married to a male chauvinist ... Looking back, it's hard to believe that we have lived as long as we have. Women Drivers ... Take 1
	9/27
	More lessons one learns in a successful life My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned. Couldn't concentrate. Mama mole, a papa mole and a baby mole all live in a little mole hole...
	9/25
	An older couple had a son, who was still living with them ... Two doctors opened an office in a small town ... Top 20 Thinnest Books
	9/23
	Try your hand at the test given by the Human Relations Department Divers reported hearing tapping in the form of Morse code coming from survivors ... NBC Pictures of the Year ... Take 3
	9/20
	How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America? ... A man was driving to work when a truck ran a stop sign ... Ever wonder where the word SH*T comes from? Well here it is: How's your day going ...
	9/18
	A Japanese company and an American company decided to have a canoe race ... In 1953 the US population was less than 150 million ... Almost 150 years ago, President Lincoln hired Alan Pinkerton for protection.
	9/16
	Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm Stupid." This is a genuine psychological test. NBC Pictures of the Year ... Take 1
	9/13
	Yesterday President Bush recruited an elite group from the Texas Special Forces. I'm Fine - How are you? New additions to the periodic table of elements ...
	9/11
	You know you know you're from a small town if ... Spotted in a toilet of a London office: Toilet out of order. Please use floor below ... The wife of Todd Beamer who helped take down the plane that was heading for Washington ...
	9/9
	A blonde girl comes back from school one evening. I have been unable to sleep since I broke off your engagement to my daughter. Man discovered weapons, invented hunting ... Woman discovered hunting, invented furs.
	9/6
	You're A Redneck When ... 2002 Edition A New Orleans lawyer sought an FHA loan for a client Some of the old favorite singers and bands have re-released their great hits ... Bryan's Illusions - Take 4
	9/4
	A blond woman goes to watch a ventriloquist perform one day. Ever wonder why full-length golf courses have 18 holes ... Bryan's Illusions - Take 3

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