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An older couple had a son, who was still living with them ...
The parents were a little worried, as the son was still unable to decide about his future career. They decided to do a
small test. They took a ten dollar bill, a bible, and a bottle of whiskey, and put them on the front hall table, and hid, pretending they're not
home. The father's plan was: "If out son takes the money, he will be a businessman, if he takes the bible, he will be a priest - but if he takes
the bottle of whiskey, I'm afraid our son will be a drunkard."
So, the parents waited nervously, hiding in the nearby closet. Peeping through the keyhole they saw their son arrive.
The son saw the items on the hall table, and he took the ten dollar bill, looked at it against the light, and slid it in his pocket. After that,
he took the bible, flicked through it, and took it. Then, he grabbed the bottle, opened it and took a whiff, to get assured of the quality. Then
he left for his room, carrying all the three items. The father slapped his forehead, and said: "Damn! Our son is going to be a politician!"
Submitted by Larry, Walkersville, Md.
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Two doctors opened an office in a small town and put up a sign reading "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones,
Psychiatry and Proctology." The town council was not too happy with that sign, so the doctors changed it to
"Hysterias and Posteriors." This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy the council, they changed the sign to "Schizoids and
Hemorrhoids." No go!
Next they tried "Catatonics and High Colonics. Thumbs down again. Then came, "Manic-depressives and Anal-retentives."
Still not good. How about, "Minds and Behinds." Unacceptable again.
So they tried, "Lost Souls and Ass Holes." Still no go. Nor did; "Analysis and Anal Cysts",
"Nuts and Butts", "Freaks and Cheeks", or "Loons and Moons" work either.
Almost at their wits end, the doctors finally came up with a title they thought might be acceptable to the council; "Dr.
Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends."
"APPROVED"
Submitted by Marie, Cochranville, Pa.
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Top 20 Thinnest Books
- MY BEAUTY SECRETS by Janet Reno
- HOW TO BUILD YOUR OWN AIRPLANE by John Denver
- MY SUPER BOWL HIGHLIGHTS by Dan Marino
- THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL by Hilary Clinton
- MY LIFE'S MEMORIES by Ronald Reagan
- THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD by Bill Gates
- THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY by Dennis Rodman
- MY WILD YEARS by Al Gore
- AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
- AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS
- DETROIT a Travel Guide
- A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES by Dr. J. Kevorkian
- EVERYTHING MEN KNOW ABOUT WOMEN
- EVERYTHING WOMEN KNOW ABOUT MEN
- ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE by Ellen de Generes
- MIKE TYSON'S GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
- SPOTTED OWL RECIPES by the EPA
- THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
- MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS by O. J. Simpson
And the world's Number One Thinnest Book ...............
- MY BOOK OF MORALS - by Bill Clinton/with introduction by The Rev. Jessie Jackson
Submitted by Bill, Narberth, Pa
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