A man had 50 yard line tickets
for the Super Bowl...
As he sits down, a man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in
the seat next to him.
"No," he says, "The seat is
"This is incredible," said the man. "Who
in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Super
Bowl, the biggest sporting event in the world, and not use it?"
He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs
to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away.
This is the first Super Bowl we haven't been to together since we
got married in 1987."
"Oh .... I'm sorry to hear that. That's
terrible! But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or
relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?".
The man shakes his head. "No, they're all
at the funeral."
Submitted by Bill, Narberth, PA