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	8/18 - Click here to read all the jokes posted on this date on one page
	You've heard of the Air Force's ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada... An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily... Something to think about: "How To Save the Government $5 Million!" You Know it's July in Florida When Never Tick off a Nurse NASA photos proving there is water on Mars
	8/15
	When the graveside service had no more than terminated... My Aunt passed away this past January More from the Irish Medical Dictionary Recent Quips form Late Night Simple Questions, Complicated Answers Politicians Can Be Fun See what happens if you sleep around...
	8/13
	One day when Bubba and Billy Bob were in the Little Rock Wal-Mart... Some Signs that your neighbor is over patriotic I was talking to a friend of mine's little girl the other day Johnny was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday School Recent Quips from Late Night Contenders for the 2008 Darwin Awards! Video 1, Video 2, Video 3 You have a twelve pound son...
	8/11
	A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement... Sensible Observations Three mischievous old Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home... Announcing the new Built-in Orderly Organized Knowledge device... Rules for driving For Cat Lovers So How's your day going?
	8/8
	A redneck wanted to learn how to sky dive The following are new Windows messages that were under consideration for Windows Vista Horsemen Stereotypes Recently I was asked to play in a golf outing Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic Hunters/gatherers Redneck Carrier Landing Some interesting facts about F1 Race Cars...
	8/4
	Three Blondes were all applying for a position on the Highway Patrol I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests... Two social workers were walking through a rough part of the city one evening How to tell if the restaurant is not first rate Declaration of Independence Reply Excellent robberies Car cell phones
	8/1
	A few years ago the battery in my beat-up VW Beetle... 2008 Stella Awards A friend of mine, who worked away from home all week... Memory is a funny thing. It's a great example of 'use it or lose it'... A man was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery When the wife doesn't listen 2008 Best Construction Awards
	7/30
	One day, Adam sat outside the Garden of Eden shortly after eating the apple... Hillbilly Medical Terms A West Virginia farmer got in his pickup and drove to a neighboring farm ... Yo momma's so fat ... Dear Tide... If this does not make you jump, nothing will! This is what a bad day looks like
	7/28
	A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice... George W. Bush, Vladimir Putin, and Bill Gates were called in by God Yo momma's so stupid ... A customer at a Gourmet Grocery marveled at the proprietor's quick wit and intelligence Wish I could think so quickly A census taker in a rural area went up to a farmhouse and knocked I have metal fillings in my teeth ...
	7/25
	The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man... Universal Truths Tryouts for Parents of 10 year old Soccer Players A Rider's Prayer Four Good Commercials "Does anyone need to use the bathroom while we are here?"
	7/23
	A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion... Comments overhead at a retirement community... Reasons To Like Beer by 7 Year Olds The huge college freshman decided to try out for the football team In a class on abnormal psychology Another great Budweiser commercial Pardon me... but do you have any food?
	7/21
	Glorious insults from an era when cleverness with words was still valued... Alaska Fishing A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him with a frying pan Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya A lawyer was on his deathbed in his bedroom, and he called to his wife Excellent Photographs Engineering Questions of the Day...
	7/18
	Arthur is 90 years old. He's played golf every day since his retirement 25 years ago Irish outlook on election An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess... A little, nondescript guy is at a bar, just staring at his drink Well, I didn't know a ballgirl could do that! Imagine who would have such taste and live in such opulence?
	7/16
	Bizarre Travel Insurance Claims Once upon a time, there was a cat that died. When she got to heaven... After the sermon was over, one member of the congregation had lingered... Yankee or Dixie? A Golfer came home after a game with both of his front pockets full of golf balls ... Cool weather pictures!
	7/14
	How did it happen?" the doctor asked the middle-aged farmer as he set the man's broken leg At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable cold A small zoo in Kentucky obtained a very rare species of gorilla The Right Retired Job Ok, who hasn't know a cat like this?
	7/11
	Years ago, there was an old tale in the Marine Corps about a lieutenant... An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel... Geezer Golf Barack Obama, the lead Presidential Democratic Party candidate... A guy in a bar was talking about how he always watched his wedding video backwards A man has a heart attack and is brought to the hospital ER Chronological Map of WWII
	7/9
	Two blonde sisters had promised their Uncle... The Truth is at hand. Words of greater wisdom here You Might Be a Nurse If... Recent Quips from Late Night Employee safety around the world I'm getting so old that ...
	7/7
	A local business was looking for office help A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon An 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting A man went to the cinema. As he sat down to watch the film... An armless man walked into a bar that is empty except for the bartender Survival - Knowing when not to pick a fight
	7/2
	An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness... Helicopter pilot lessons learned during Vietnam but still true today Children write about the sea... Recent Quips from Late Night Gas Cartoons
	6/27
	A News photographer called the local airport to charter a flight Things You Never Hear in Church A bus load of Irish tourists arrives at Runnymede Some signs warning you that your television show is going off the air A farmer had five female pigs. He decided to take them to the county fair and sell them A researcher arrives in Borneo to gather data for his thesis Wow ... this is some pilot! This accident happened 8 years ago this past March
	6/25
	Does the statement, 'We've always done it that way' ring any bells? How you can tell if your mutual fund adviser might be a crook Recent Quips From Late Night Only in Florida... Good thing the creator of the artwork doesn't have a gun My four-year old grandson is learning to read
	6/23
	You would think by now that every even modestly interesting fact about World War II... A woman answered her front door and found two little boys standing there holding a list There's a big conference of beer producers An explorer in the deepest Amazon... The Wisdom of Hot Chocolate Hurricane/Flooding Survival Kit
	6/20
	Two police officers saw an old woman staggering down the street... Proverbial Truths... True Floridians Know... Recent Quips from late night I wish I had said that ... Achievement ...Almost as good as a Bud Commercial
	6/16
	An Irish priest is transferred to Texas... Things a male must remember over the course of his life Five Good Riddles... A doctor says to his patient, "I have bad news and worse news." Great Power Point slideshow of lighting Obama's Swearing in ...
	6/9
	Totally useless facts to bore your friends with... Strange Animal Laws It's Time to Get a New Lawyer When ... Luigi (father): 'I want you to marry a girl of my choice.' Human Resources is monitoring your computer What's a hungry catfish to do for chow--now?
	6/6
	There's a man trying to cross the street Recent Quips from Late Night - Take 73 Two English were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store Gentle thoughts for today... Reverend Boudreaux was the part-time pastor of the local Cajun Baptist Church There is a reason why some things are done outdoors Woman swallowed whole by leopard
	6/4
	Two Aboriginal lads are riding along the Great Eastern Highway on a motorbike I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Eric, the 11 year old next door... You know to change your vending service company when I went grocery shopping recently... A preacher was making his rounds on a bicycle... Talking Photo Booth With all the data coming back from Mars...
	6/2
	List of answers from test papers submitted to science teachers... Most unusual experience interviewing prospective employees ... A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia How To Tell That your retail giant is going out of business A wise old farmer went to town to buy a pickup truck A collection of men's thoughts on their wives ....
	5/30
	How To Get Yourself Noticed In A Restaurant Three Women were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging, violent river An elderly man in North Carolina had owned a large farm for several years A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door A "heads up" for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers Waterbed Showroom ... way to funny not to watch! Migrating Hummingbirds
	5/28
	Signs That You Didn’t Hire a Good Nanny A store manager overheard a clerk saying to a customer... Recent Quips from Late Night - Take 72 One lovely morning, Ben and Thomas were out golfing... The Monday Afternoon Club, an organization of wealthy city women... Tough getting up Job Opening - $200 per Hour Tax Free!
	5/26
	A man walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a drink How To Tell if your favorite congressman is crooked... I was in the VIP lounge last week en route to Seattle Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging of how great their fathers are Two storks are sitting in their nest: a father stork and baby stork Sign of the times
	5/23
	Do you have a bad boss? Here's how to tell... To celebrate their 50th anniversary, a husband booked a round of golf for his wife... A man was reading the paper when an ad caught his eye: $500 Porsche! New! A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home Recent Quips from Late Night - Take 71 Place foot here... Best Nature Photo Awards by National Geographic - Take 2
	5/19
	A plane is on its way to Houston when a blonde in economy class gets up... Tips for a Better Life Signs that your company is going to be like Enron You live in the Deep South when... Cannibal One Liners A good laugh at our oh-so-dignified kooky kitties! Best Nature Photo Awards by National Geographic - Take 1
	5/16
	How to tell if your favorite grocery store is going to be shut down soon Glossary of Horse Terms We are concerned about your internet addiction You know you're a redneck when... If you think training a dog to walk without a leash is hard You want me to do what?? The look on this dog's face is priceless...
	5/14
	A sloth named Herman is walking through the forest one day Today’s youth are getting the opportunity to vote in their very first national election Recent Quips from Late Night - Take 70 Molly... the heroic pony
	5/12
	A teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body A one-dollar bill met a 20 dollar bill and said... How to tell if your local gas station is crooked The IRS decides to audit Roger, and summons him to the IRS office A ex-wife spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases What a ship....
	5/9
	A man went to the cinema. As he sat down to watch the film and his eyes... I was walking past the mental hospital the other day... Job Hunter’s Blues Items From the Food Periodic Table One Liners to Make You Smile Red state - Blue state - Redneck logic! My daughter says she has to smoke two joints ...
	5/7
	A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane... Recent Quips from Late Night - Take 69 A travel agent looked up from his desk and saw an older lady and an older gentleman... What Computer Acronyms Really Mean We're about to enter the peak of the hurricane season The new five dollar bill ...
	5/5
	A woman was lamenting that she had gained weight Arkansas's Rules A Scottish lad and lass were sitting together on a heathery hill in the Highlands IRS Rebate Check Police Quotes ... This Is India .... It's Where You Call When You Have a Technical Problem with Your Computer
	5/2
	You Work in Corporate America If... Old Rancher's Advice A guy walks into a bar with a small dog. The bartender says, "Get out of here with that dog!" In 1998 Burger King published a full page advertisement in USA Today ... 21 Things You Wish You Could Say At Work Australian Measuring Techniques If you don't already think animals are far more spiritually advanced than we humans, think again.
	4/30
	The human body is a machine that is full of wonder Congress Votes to Outsource Presidency Recent Quips from Late Night - Take 68 An 17-year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she was pregnant A tourist from the Arkansas area was hiking through the Ozark mountains The best advertisement war in recent memory
	4/28
	Miles passed away yesterday after a year long battle with cancer
	4/25
	Excerpts from real British Military writes Officer Fitness Reports A man decided to decorate his bedroom. He wasn't sure how many rolls of wallpaper... Good Advice Military Style One day, three men rushed their wives into the Emergency Room for labor The Engineer's Song (Sung to the Tune of the Beverly Hillbillies) Even a wee bit of smoke will get ye! Maybe you haven't seen it all ...
	4/23
	Although this married couple enjoyed their luxury fishing boat together... Recent Quips from Late Night - Take 67 Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good but... If you think taxing marriage will reduce child abuse, you must be a Colorado Democrat Lost in translation ...
	4/21
	An Indian Chief was asked by a white government Official... A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money There was a mine in a small town that had completely collapsed A very zealous soul-winning young preacher recently came upon a farmer working in his field Remote Control Fishing Why you don't want to piss off a woman!!!
	4/18
	A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law Two guys are pushing their carts around Home Depot when they collide A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde escape a burning building by climbing to the roof The Wisdom Of Our Time... Why women stay single Little Known Naval History
	4/16
	A little girl asked her mother, 'How did the human race appear?' Life in the 1500's Psychiatry students were in their Emotional Extremes class When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen Recent Quips from Late Night - Take 66 Now this is a big pig!
	4/14
	In the beginning, God created heaven and earth... You know you work for a company from hell when their policy for... Tired of his low approval ratings, the President called up the head of the CIA... A computer scientist, a surgeon, and a civil engineer were gathered at the pub The egg, the lemon and the orange ... 2008 Presidential Candidates
	4/9
	Two deer hunters were standing on a ridge near a highway in rural south Mississippi... Recent Quips from Late Night - Take 65 Sarcasma - sarcasm relief capsules A old snake goes to see his Doctor Farm Humor Military Aviator Heaven Sarcasma - sarcasm relief capsules
	4/7
	A man returns to the U.S. from Africa feeling very ill After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life... As the young couple prepare to go to bed on their wedding night... A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup An engineer, a psychologist, and a theologian were hunting... I wonder if they come in different colors?
	4/4
	A couple lived near the ocean and used to walk the beach a lot A young trial lawyer was defending a man accused of burglary, known for being witty... A member of the Country Club asked the lifeguard... Two 90-year-old women, Rose and Barb, had been friends all of their lives Oprah Winfrey goes to Dr. Phil and confides in him... You're poorer then you think Only in New York ...
	4/2
	You might be a redneck pilot if... Political science for dummies In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness... This Year's Stupid People Award Winners Recent Quips from Late Night - Take 64 During World War II the Army Corps of Engineers...

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