The Pope was on his way to a very important
meeting in New York and was running late.
He told the limo driver to go a little
The driver replied, "I'm going the speed
The Pope kept repeatedly asking the driver to
speed up, to no avail. Finally, the Pope told the driver, "Pull over
and let me drive." Of course the guy had to agree as this was the
Pope and you can't say no to the Pope.
So the Pope is driving now and going about 90
mph, swerving in and out of traffic, running red lights when he is
pulled over by the police.
The cop takes one look in the car and says,
"Excuse me a minute," and makes a call to his captain. He says,
"Captain, I got a problem, I pulled this guy over and I don't know
if I should give him a ticket."
The captain asks, "Does he deserve a
The cop says," Yeah he's a horrible
The captain, "Is he important?"
The cop, "Yeah, I'D say."
The captain, "More important than the
The Cop, "Yeah, he is."
Captain, "More important than the
The cop, "Yep"
Captain, "How about the president? He couldn't
be more important than him."
Cop, "I think he is."
Captain, "Just who is this guy?"
Cop, "I'm not sure but he's got to be really
important. The Pope is his chauffeur!"
Submitted by Larry, Walkersville,