The divorce lawyer began his
examination of a Polish husband ...|
Lawyer: Have you any
Pole: Ja, ja, an acre and half and a nice little home with 3
Lawyer :"No," I mean what is the
foundation of this case?"
Pole: "It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," he
Lawyer: "Does either of you have a
Pole: "No," he replied, "we have a two-car carport and have
never really needed one."
Lawyer: "I mean, what are your
Pole: "All my relations are in poland."
Lawyer: "Is there any infidelity in
Pole: "Yes, we have hi fidelity stereo set & dvd player with
6.1 sound. We don't necessarily like the music, but the
answer to your questions is yes."
Lawyer: No, I mean does your wife
beat you up?
Pole: No, I'm always up before her.
Lawyer: Is your wife a nagger?
Pole: No, she white.
Lawyer: Why do you want this divorce?
Pole: She going to kill me.
Lawyer: What makes you think that?
Pole: I got proof.
Lawyer: What kind of proof?
Pole: She going to poison me. she buy a bottle at the drug
store and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read -- it says,
Submitted by Sr. Wink, the Bronx,