Thanks. I'm setting up an office in
my den, and I'm thinking about
buying a computer.
Costello: No, the name's Lou
Costello: I don't own a computer. I
want to buy one.
Costello: I told you, my name's Lou
Costello: Why? Will it get stuffy in
you want a computer with windows?
Costello: I don't know. What will I
see when I look in the windows?
Costello: Never mind the windows. I
need a computer and software.
Software for windows
Costello: No. On the computer! I
need something I can use to write
proposals, track expenses and run my
business. What have you got?
Costello: Yeah, for my office. Can
you recommend anything?
Costello: You just did what?
Costello: You recommended something?
Costello: For my office?
Costello: OK, what did you recommend
for my office?
Costello: Yes, for my office!
recommend Office with Windows.
Costello: I already have an office
and it has windows! OK, let's just
say, I'm sitting at my computer and
I want to type a proposal. What do I
Costello: what word?
Abbot: Word in Office.
the only word in office is office.
Abbot: the Word in Office for
which word in office for windows?
Abbot: the word you get when you
click the blue W
I'm going to click your blue W if
you don't start with some straight
answers. What about financial
bookkeeping, you have anything I can
track my money with?
Abbot: Sure, Money.
that's right. What do you have?
need money to track my money?
Abbot: it comes bundled with your
what's bundled with my computer?
money comes with my computer?
Abbot: yes. No extra charge.
get a bundle of money with my
computer? How much?
Abbot: one copy
isn't it illegal to copy money?
Abbot: Microsoft gave us a license
to copy Money.
they can give you a license to copy
Abbot: why not, they own it.