A young couple got
married and went on their honeymoon.
When they got back, the
bride immediately called her mother. "Well," said her
mother, "So how was the honeymoon?"
"Oh, mama," she replied, "The honeymoon was wonderful! So
romantic..." Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama, as
soon as we returned, Sam started using the most horrible
language -- things I'd never heard before! I mean, all these
awful 4-letter words! You've got to take me home..., PLEASE
"Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! You need to
stay with your husband and work this out. Now, tell me, what
could be so awful? WHAT 4-letter words?"
"Please don't make me tell you, mama," wept the daughter,
"I'm so embarrassed, they're just too awful! COME GET ME,
"Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset. Tell
your mother these horrible 4-letter words!"
Still sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, Mama..., he used words
like: dust, wash, iron, cook..."
"I'll pick you up in twenty minutes," said the mother.
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- Why the sun lightens our hair, but
darkens our skin?
- Why women can't put on mascara
with their mouths closed?
- Why you don't ever see the
headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
- Why "abbreviated" is such a long
- Why is it that doctors call what
they do "practice"?
- Why lemon juice is made with
artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid is made with real
- Why is the man who invests all
your money called a broker?
- Why is the time of day with the
slowest traffic called rush hour?
- Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat
- Why didn't Noah swat those two
- Why do they sterilize the needle
for lethal injections?
- You know that indestructible black
box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the
whole plane out of that stuff?!
- Why don't sheep shrink when it
- Why are they called apartments
when they are all stuck together?
- If con is the opposite of pro, is
Congress the opposite of progress?
- If flying is so safe, why do they
call the airport the terminal?
Submitted by Sister Wink, The
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In a rush to get things done,
I ran across this story and thought you might appreciate
It certainly gave me
something to ponder!
There's a story of a fisherman who
was sitting on the dock one early afternoon with a few fish
in his possession.
A rich business man--a visitor from
out of town--said "Why aren't you out there fishing this
The fisherman said, "I've caught all
I need for today... and I'm just sitting back here, smoking
my pipe and enjoying the beautiful day."
"But", the businessman objected, "if
you were to use your time fishing, you could catch more fish
and then sell what you don't need and make some extra
"And then what?" replied the
"Well," replied the business man,
"after saving enough money from your sales, you could buy a
new and bigger boat that would take you out further into sea
and you could catch bigger fish and make even more money."
"And then what?" said the fisherman.
"Well, then you could buy a whole
fleet of boats and catch thousands of fish and make
thousands of dollars in one day and become rich like me."
"And then what?" asked the
"Well," then you could sit back and
enjoy life like I do" said the rich man.
"Well," said the fisherman, "Isn't
that what I'm doing already?"
Submitted by Linn, Hagerstown,
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