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A wise old farmer went to town to buy a pickup truck that he saw advertised for a certain price.

After telling the salesman which truck he wanted, they sat down to do the paperwork. The salesman handed the farmer the bill, and the farmer declared, "This isn't the price I saw!"

The salesman went on to tell the wise old farmer how he was getting extras such as power brakes, power windows, special tires etc. and that was what took the price up. The farmer need the truck badly, He paid the price and went home.

A few months later, the salesman called up the farmer and said, "My son is in 4-H and he needs a cow for a project. Do you have any for sale?"

The farmer said, "Yes, I have a few cows, and I would sell for $500.00 apiece. Come look at them and take your pick."

The salesman said he and his son would be right out. After spending a few hours in the field checking out all the farmer's cows, the two decided on one and the salesman proceeded to write out a check for $500.00.

The farmer said--------"Now, wait a minute, that's not the final price of the cow. You're getting extras with it and you have to pay for that too."

"What extras?" asked the salesman.

Below is the list the farmer gave the salesman for the final price of the cow ...

  • Basic Cow - $500.00
  • Two tone exterior - $45.00
  • Extra stomach - $75.00
  • Product storing equipment - $60.00
  • Straw compartment - $120.00
  • 4 Spigots @ - $10 ea - $40.00
  • Leather upholstery .- $125.00
  • Dual horns - $45.00
  • Automatic fly swatter - $38.00
  • Fertilizer attachment - $185.00

Grand Total - $1,233.00

Submitted by Debbie, Proud Wife of Paul, Middletown, Md.

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Father O'Malley answers the phone: "Hello, is this Father

"It is"
This is the IRS. Can you help us?"
"I can"
"Do you know a Ted Houlihan?"
"I do"
"Is he a member of your congregation?"
"He is"
"Did he donate $10,000 to the church?"
"He will".

Submitted by Bill, Narberth, Pa

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A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest-control company.

One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly. "Quick," said the woman to her lover," into the closet!", and she pushed him in the closet, stark naked. The husband, however, became suspicious and after a search of the bedroom discovered the man in the closet.

"Who are you?" he asked him.

"I'm an inspector from Bugs-B-Gone," said the exterminator.

"What are you doing in there?" the husband asked.

"I'm investigating a complaint about an infestation of moths," the man replied.

"And where are your clothes?" asked the husband.

The man looked down at himself and said,........ "Those little bastards."

Submitted by Al, Seattle Wa.

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