Once upon a time there were
three little pigs; the straw pig, the stick pig, and the brick
One day this nasty old wolf
came up to the straw pigs house and said, "I'm gonna huff and puff
and blow your house down." And he did!!!!
So the straw pig went running over to the
stick pig's house and said, "Please let me in, the wolf just blew
down my house." So the stick pig let the straw pig in.
Just then the wolf showed up and said,
"I'm gonna huff and puff and blow your house down." And he did!!!
So the straw pig and the stick pig went
running over to the brick pig's house and said, "Let us in, let us
in, the big bad wolf just blew our houses down." So the brick pig
let them in just as the wolf showed up.
The wolf said, "I'm gonna huff and puff
and blow your house down." The straw pig and the stick were so
scared! But the brick pig picked up the phone and made a call.
A few minutes passed and a big, black
stretch limo pulls up. Out stepped two massive pigs in pinstriped
suits and fedora hats.
These pigs come over to the wolf, grab him
by the neck and beat the living shit out of him, then one of them
pulled out a gun, stuck it in his mouth and fired killing the
wolf, then they got back into their limo and drove off.
The straw pig and stick pig were amazed!!!
"Who the hell were those guys?" they asked.
"Those were my cousins from
Brooklyn....The Guinea Pigs."
Submitted by Bill, Narberth. Pa.