Recent Additons to My Little Sister's Jokes

My Little Sister's Jokes > Additions for March 2010

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	3/29
	One day while driving home when man realized that it was his daughter's birthday... A man learned shortly before quitting time that he had to attend a meeting There was this haunted house on the outskirts of the town... Signs Your Mobile Home Is Haunted... Little Johnny was practicing the violin in the living room... Pilobolus How to a redneck with A DUI conviction
	3/22
	A farmer finally decided to buy a TV Real Signs and Advertisements When the wealthy businessman choked on a fish bone at a restaurant... Interesting Facts A bear was walking across Rainbow Bridge
	3/15
	A blond was taking her first skydiving lesson... Things to Ponder One day during cooking class... A young couple were touring southern Florida and happened to stop at a rattlesnake farm... Somewhat skeptical of his son's determination to become the next Charles Atlas... What's a newspaper?
	3/12
	One day an out-of-work mime is visiting the zoo... Famous People Resume Qualifications For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9 A.M., on the dot Random Ramblings A woman was getting swamped with calls from strangers. The reason? Color names if your a girl/guy Temple of Tigers
	3/8
	What Movies Have Taught Us How to tell if the restaurant is not first rate Actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays Chocolate is derived from cocoa beans Extreme fire hazard ... don't even think about farting
	3/5
	A blonde is taking the driving portion of her driver's license exam As an instructor in driver education at the local area High School... Let's Grade a Nigerian Scam Letter Tired of having to balance his wife's checkbook... After enlisting in the 82nd Airborne Division... Marriage Is Like A Slurpee It doesn't make any sense why they make cats so intelligent...
	3/1
	Starting in 1941, an increasing number of British Airmen... Usually public municipalities have the job of removing snow from the streets in the town Luke and Obi-Wan are in a Chinese restaurant having a meal Sunday School students tell about the Bible Talk about bad timing ...

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