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My Little Sister's Jokes > Additions for June 2010

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	6/30
	Cat Person Profile Quiz The Wit and Wisdom of Homer J. Simpson Random Thoughts from a Woman My mother asked, "How do those car phones work when the sun goes down?" That's what wives are for ...
	6/25
	Employed by the human-development center of a corporation in the Midwest Some "Senior" Personal Ads Seen in Florida and Arizona Newspapers Signs Found In Kitchens A man scolded his son for being so unruly and the child rebelled against his father When we moved cross-country, my wife and I decided to drive both of our car Little Johnny was asked by the teacher to spell straight...
	6/21
	There was once a small boy who banged a drum all day... End of the World Headlines 10 Features of The Company Car Dumb Instructions A life-long city man, tired of the rat race... Four European Commercials Lips that touch liquor ...
	6/18
	Things you'll never hear in a western movie... I saw a new local ad campaign being run for the northern snow birds... You Know You're Too Stressed If... Sometimes it Only Takes One Line You're doing it wrong Inside the Waves of Hawaii
	6/14
	Laws that someone forgot to take off the books... Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an accountant "I'm Gonna Be Late Because.... " Excuses you can use, right? Bill was having a really bad day on the golf course The Idiot's Guide to Internet Success! For a better life ... start with Cola early
	6/9
	Ten Commandments of Marriage Trivia Part 10 Tired of the inconvenience of driving from the airport to his country cottage The Things That Drive A Sane Person Mad A young American tourist goes on a guided tour of a creepy old castle If animals could talk
	6/7
	I was sitting in my room watching television when the phone rang... Playing golf with his buddies, George had to make a slick 25-foot putt Life's Crazy Rules Steve took his new wife camping for the first time How are they going to fit 350 of use in here
	6/4
	An American attorney had just finished a guest lecture at a law school in Italy... Years ago, the chaplain of the football team at Notre Dame What Is a Grandparent? Not long ago I met the waitress of my dreams

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