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My Little Sister's Jokes > Additions for January 2010

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	1/30
	As an instructor in driver education at the local area High School... You're a 19 year old kid This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody Words of Wisdom A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer and a sandwich What men say but really mean ... There's always one who clowns up a good photo...
	1/25
	There was a poor old Irish cobbler... A mechanic who worked out of his home had a dog named Mace Political Thoughts A golf pro dragged himself into the clubhouse looking as though he'd just escaped a tornado Fifteen years ago my wife and I moved into a retirement development... Next time You Want to Whine about Winter...
	1/22
	A teenager lost a contact lens while playing basketball in his driveway One of the fringe benefits of being an English or History teacher... Floppy Disk Care Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica Casper the famous commuting cat How's this for speed control?
	1/18
	A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher I finally got around to going fishing this morning but after a while I ran out of worms Actual Accident Summaries Coming home from his Little League game... Stray dogs are commuting to and from a city center...
	1/15
	If College Students Wrote the Bible Ever Wonder Why... I have this friend who always seemed to lean slightly to the left all the time What You May Not Know 'Bout Noah.... 10 Signs Your Vet Bill Is Going To Require Financing What a split second looks like Rednecks again...
	1/11
	The other day while driving home, after being delayed at my office... The Bachelor's Diet Actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays Ten Common Full-Time Employee Ailments This was this guy's first boat and he was taking it to the lake...
	1/6
	As the coals from our barbecue burned down... Jokes From The Edinburgh Fringe A motorcyclist picked up his friend from work one raw autumn day Things Women Want to Hear, but Never Do... Mexican Tombstones
	1/4
	A cruise ship hired a magician to entertain the passengers Housecleaning (or maybe not...) Two mice live in a movie studio warehouse and are looking for food A small boy was looking at the red ripe tomatoes growing in the farmer's garden A young girl who was writing a paper for school came to her father and asked...
	12/16
	My husband works as a service technician for a large exterminating company Human Resources & The 7 Dwarfs A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day Why The Olympic Committee Turned Down Chicago As A Venue The 10 year old boy arrived home from school in a very sorry state I think they outsourced Santa
	12/14
	Little Known Tidbit of Naval History... I'd Like to thank Wal-Mart for having 25 checkout lanes and only three open Are you an Engineer? Stopping to pick up my daughter at kindergarten... A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband You are standing on your balcony....when...
	12/11
	There were two good ol' boys from Alabama, who love to fish... Coco-Cola in Israel When we moved cross-country, my wife and I decided to drive both of our cars Interesting Ads and Signs, Part I Rail Safety in Bangladesh Snowmen Cartoons
	12/9
	My Dad and I were talking the other night about love and marriage As a jet was flying over Arizona on a clear day... The bride came down the aisle and when she reached the altar... The things babies say... Visiting Australia The first Christmas joke of the season... The Greatest Christmas Decoration Ever!!!
	12/7
	Working in an ophthalmology practice that specializes in LASIK surgery... Calls to Call Centers Standing on the tee of a relatively long par three... Signs You've had too much of the 21st Century Drunkest Man Ever Embarrassing Moment
	12/4
	A manager at the restaurant where I worked was a friendly, jovial man Christian One Liners The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session... A young woman was preparing a ham dinner Wisdom, from Seniors... The Mom ... A must listen too! The Tiger Woods Family Christmas Portrait ... an so it begins!

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