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My Little Sister's Jokes > Additions for February 2010

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	2/26
	Theory of M&M Evolution 40 Rules for Living An engineer has what I think is the near perfect solution for airport security! The Laws of Golf More medical records [supposedly] taken from patients' medical charts
	2/24
	You Know You Are a True Pennsylvanian when... After months of negotiation, a middling size advertising company... Chutzpah is a Yiddish word meaning gal Our mom needed a new mattress for her antique bed... What I don't do... Toyota Lawnmower Recall! Everybody was given talent, of one kind or another
	2/22
	After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen A passenger train is creeping along, slowly A group of 40-year-old buddies decide to form a supper club... The shipwrecked mariner had spent several years on a deserted island You know you're in a man's ideal world when Genuine fake watches
	2/15
	A psychology student was to help a professor in conducting a personality test One semester when my brother was attending college, an art-student friend... Actual Newspaper Headlines Grandma Jones from the valley had never experienced a sick day in her life... The Day I started my construction job... How to change a fan belt How to make power windows The very first senior moment
	2/8
	You are in the middle of some kind of project around the house... A little boy was afraid of dark The Power of Alcohol Jake is struggling through a bus station with two huge and obviously heavy suitcases... It was only a matter of time before the German Pope made changes to the mass ...
	2/5
	American Toyota Workers Look Through their Hiring Contract Manny was almost 29 years old. Most of his friends had already gotten married... I was in Target the other day, shopping with a young lady friend Humor Just for Women Genuine complaint from an angry member of the public I'll be late for work ... we had 12 inches of snow...
	2/3
	You Know You're From New York When... The Birth Order I pulled into the crowded parking lot at the local shopping center... What was the slowest you ever flew the SR71 Blackbird? If you live with a blond, never leave your computer in the bathroom...
	2/1
	At the UPS cargo phone center where I worked Irish Traffic Light The two thousand member Baptist church was filled to overflowing capacity... Humor in Music Final Words... Bored at work? Here's what to do...

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