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My Little Sister's Jokes > Additions for May 2009

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	5/29
	A man was chosen for jury duty who very much wanted to be dismissed from serving 3 year old wisdom She was Soooooooo Blonde Funny Messages to Send via Twitter Consumed by my loss, I didn't notice the hardness of the pew where I sat The Perito Moreno Glacier Breaking Up Please God, now more Alpo cat food...
	5/22
	Paddy's pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into a deep coma Two nerds are riding along on a tandem bike... A lawyer and his Czech friend were camping in a backwoods section of Montana FUI...farming under the influence!
	5/20
	The ad in the local newspaper read: "Purebred Police Dog $25." A man happened upon a friend of his while walking down a suburban street Heaven is a place where the police are English... Vandals had set fire to a farmer’s haystack which then spread to his barn How to stack tyres correctly
	5/18
	Basic Rules for Dogs A new supermarket opened in Tampa, Florida... A young blonde woman is speaking to her psychiatrist You live in Utah if...
	5/15
	Geological engineers recently surveyed some property in New England... One early evening, a police car pulled up in front of grandma Marge's house... A pious man, who had reached the age of 105... A lady went to a pet shop... Fake UFO Crash How to piss off a waitress...
	5/13
	A physician, a civil engineer, and a computer scientist were arguing... Will Rogers on Growing Older... A salesman dropped in to see a business customer Inspirational Office Slogans It's a sunny morning in the big forest and the Bear family is just waking up Watch out for this scam!!!
	5/8
	Two guys were sitting around talking one day A Pet's Ten Commandments... One Saturday evening a man walked into a bar and said... A government employee sat in his office, and out of boredom... The Beauty of Night We many have to put Piglet down
	5/6
	A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother... At a convention of biological scientists, one prominent researcher remarked to another... The Philosophy of Life Why it's important to marry someone who can spell If pig sneezes ... he's frick'en dead
	5/4
	A young man was pulled over by the Mississippi State Police for speeding Why, Why, Why? A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London An elderly gentleman was having some physical problems, so he went to see his doctor The phone rang in the obituary department of the local newspaper Moron's gardening service The true definition of term 'Death Wish'

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