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My Little Sister's Jokes > Additions for August 2009

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	8/31
	A biker is riding a new motorcycle on the highway Funniest Joke of the Fringe 2009 Fishing Terms Explained Two men who haven't seen each other for many years meet on the street A prosecuting attorney just could not believe that a jury Advice - a truly delightful presentation Finest Foods from Around the World
	8/28
	Every Friday afternoon, a mathematician goes down to the bar... Life's Crazy Rules Mary Poppins was traveling home, but due to worsening weather... Automated confessional - the latest in sin confession Worried about someone seeing your type in your password?
	8/26
	Some wonderful English signs from around the world One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine ... Brain teasers that will make you groan ... Three guys are out having a relaxing day fishing Simple tips for a long, healthy, happy life Senior drivers
	8/21
	The poor country pastor was livid when he confronted his wife... One liners... The 10 Best Caddy Replies Dave and his buddies were hanging out and planning an upcoming fishing trip Not fit to print
	8/19
	A young American tourist goes on a guided tour of a creepy old castle My daughter called me at work to say I was to phone Ian at my bank Funny puns A blond, driving along in her new sports car... Excuses, excuses... Guys and Beer No smoking sign ...
	8/17
	There once were two Irishmen, named Shawn and Pat, who were the best of friends The Things That Drive A Sane Person Mad A research group on sea mammals captured a rather odd porpoise... Reasons You Should Buy a New Car Now this guy is just plane crazy Have a great day and remember to give thanks...
	8/12
	A small zoo in Arkansas obtained a very rare species of gorilla You Know that Your Summer Vacation is Bad when You know you are in the Army when… If truth in advertising were applied to state mottos I hope he never figures out he is a cat
	8/10
	A property manager of single-family residence was showing a unit... Ambrose Bierce was one of the world's greatest satirists A fellow went to the doctor, who told him that he had a bad illness... A Canadian, a Russian and an American all wanted to show off to each other... Revenge of the trash man ...
	8/7
	Why I fired my secretary ... Advantages Of Being A Woman Only a Golfer Would Understand Politics Quotes Union Loafers! Sunset at the North Pole
	8/5
	You know you're a redneck Jedi when.. Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies Women Quotes How to give a pill to a cat... British School Answering Machine If she hasn't ... she will
	8/3
	There's this guy walking along a road to town with his camel A woman went into a hardware store to purchase a bale of peat moss A blonde Hollywood agent named Sally was speaking to her psychiatrist All in the Perspective Farmer giving a cat a squirt of milk

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