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My Little Sister's Jokes > Additions for April 2009

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	4/27
	A carrot crosses the road and is hit by a car An Irish priest was transferred to Texas In the traffic court a young lady was brought before the judge... Useless Trivia Take 13
	4/24
	Inventive Excuses for Missing Work Useless Trivia Take 12 A Scout Master was teaching his boy scouts about survival in the desert A guy walks into a bar with an octopus Bubba and Cheryl had married under none too happy circumstances... The origin of numbers Illegal Drag Racing
	4/22
	A thief and his girlfriend were walking down Main Street... Useless Trivia Take 11 More Cute Kid Sayings... Casual Fridays Breach Of Contract
	4/20
	A man received a bill for his, as yet unused credit card, stating that he owed $0.00 A workman was killed at a construction site Alberta and Emory are shopping in their local Wal-Mart Is your home security system as good as this Engineering Math Question
	4/17
	Wise Sayings on Government The following statements about the bible were written by children Why Men Stay Relaxed, Have Time for the Important Things in Life Dan got a frantic call from his blond girlfriend The Hospital Happy Birthday Barbie
	4/15
	Billy Bob and Jethro decide to go ice fishing A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman’s face was severely burned A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened Two tourists were driving through Louisiana Why do I drink so much milk?
	4/13
	A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, "How was I born?" Twisters... Letter from a Boss... What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones The following are a few simple ways to keep burglars out of the house... Job Hunting Dog Humor
	4/10
	An economics professor at Texas Tech University, Lubbock, TX... Trivia Part 10 New Millennium Office Terminology Two advertising executives were having lunch and talking Can anything else go wrong
	4/8
	Men Are Just Happier People Everything I need to know, I learned from the Easter Bunny! There was an engineer who had an exceptional gift for fixing all things mechanical Airline Operating Systems You work 60 ears and what do you get Beware of Identity Theft!!!
	4/3
	During a visit to a foreign county the Pope met with its President The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, "What’ll you have?" Once upon a time, a young lad was born without a belly button The Judge asked the defendant... Never piss off a guy that owns a backhoe Redneck Carnival Ride
	4/1
	A Stock Market Dictionary for the past year investor Easy Economy Fix Australia is a very confusing place... A teacher at a school for blind kids is taking his school's soccer team to an "away game" Why you shouldn't give lottery tickets Amazing Photos

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