July 2008 Additions

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	7/30
	One day, Adam sat outside the Garden of Eden shortly after eating the apple... Hillbilly Medical Terms A West Virginia farmer got in his pickup and drove to a neighboring farm ... Yo momma's so fat ... Dear Tide... If this does not make you jump, nothing will! This is what a bad day looks like
	7/28
	A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice... George W. Bush, Vladimir Putin, and Bill Gates were called in by God Yo momma's so stupid ... A customer at a Gourmet Grocery marveled at the proprietor's quick wit and intelligence Wish I could think so quickly A census taker in a rural area went up to a farmhouse and knocked I have metal fillings in my teeth ...
	7/25
	The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man... Universal Truths Tryouts for Parents of 10 year old Soccer Players A Rider's Prayer Four Good Commercials "Does anyone need to use the bathroom while we are here?"
	7/23
	A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion... Comments overhead at a retirement community... Reasons To Like Beer by 7 Year Olds The huge college freshman decided to try out for the football team In a class on abnormal psychology Another great Budweiser commercial Pardon me... but do you have any food?
	7/21
	Glorious insults from an era when cleverness with words was still valued... Alaska Fishing A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him with a frying pan Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya A lawyer was on his deathbed in his bedroom, and he called to his wife Excellent Photographs Engineering Questions of the Day...
	7/18
	Arthur is 90 years old. He's played golf every day since his retirement 25 years ago Irish outlook on election An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess... A little, nondescript guy is at a bar, just staring at his drink Well, I didn't know a ballgirl could do that! Imagine who would have such taste and live in such opulence?
	7/16
	Bizarre Travel Insurance Claims Once upon a time, there was a cat that died. When she got to heaven... After the sermon was over, one member of the congregation had lingered... Yankee or Dixie? A Golfer came home after a game with both of his front pockets full of golf balls ... Cool weather pictures!
	7/14
	How did it happen?" the doctor asked the middle-aged farmer as he set the man's broken leg At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable cold A small zoo in Kentucky obtained a very rare species of gorilla The Right Retired Job Ok, who hasn't know a cat like this?
	7/11
	Years ago, there was an old tale in the Marine Corps about a lieutenant... An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel... Geezer Golf Barack Obama, the lead Presidential Democratic Party candidate... A guy in a bar was talking about how he always watched his wedding video backwards A man has a heart attack and is brought to the hospital ER Chronological Map of WWII
	7/9
	Two blonde sisters had promised their Uncle... The Truth is at hand. Words of greater wisdom here You Might Be a Nurse If... Recent Quips from Late Night Employee safety around the world I'm getting so old that ...
	7/7
	A local business was looking for office help A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon An 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting A man went to the cinema. As he sat down to watch the film... An armless man walked into a bar that is empty except for the bartender Survival - Knowing when not to pick a fight
	7/2
	An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness... Helicopter pilot lessons learned during Vietnam but still true today Children write about the sea... Recent Quips from Late Night Gas Cartoons

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