December 2008 Additions

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	12/31
	With only slight modifications - I make the same New Year’s Eve resolutions every year... New Year Resolutions You Won't Be Able to Keep If You're a Nerd New Year's Resolutions for Horses New Year's Resolutions you can actually keep! Recipe for a Happy, Healthy, Positive, and Productive 2009 Late last week, I was rushing around trying to get some last minute shopping done New Years Wishes ...
	12/29
	In their latest bid to beef up their pitching rotation for the 2009 season... A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water How To Tell That Your Job Interview Is Not Going Well Recent Quips from Late Night What Australian men do when their bored The Economy Take 3
	12/26
	T'was the bills after Christmas T'was The Week After Christmas T'was the week After Christmas... It was the day after Christmas Christmas Tree Trivia The Twelve Days of Christmas
	12/24
	T'was the night before Christmas, when all through the Net T'was the Night Before Christmas ... T'was the night before Christmas - Old Santa was pissed The Lawyer's version of it was a night before Christmas ... 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the shack 'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the kitchen ... 'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house ... 'Twas the Night Before Christmas Brooklyn Version T'was a Computer Christmas T'was the night before Christmas, and all through the barn
	12/22
	I Rescued A Human Today Two blind pilots were both wearing dark glasses A young boy arrived to Sunday School class late A husband, fresh out of gift ideas... The Best Gunfighter Where does a women's money go??? The Economy Take 2
	12/19
	A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart A lady calls the police to report her husband is missing Recent Quips from late night History According to 6th Graders One of the best marksmen in the FBI was passing through a small town How to Save the Airlines... Does this remind you of any football friends? The Economy ...
	12/15
	A Christmas Story for people having a bad day It's Christmas time and Paddy and Shaun decided to go look for a Christmas Tree A man and a woman who had never met before... To All My Democrat Friends and Others A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself I think you're crazy... Why Boys need parents
	12/12
	Memo from Santa Claus Wifely Quotes - take 4 The rest of the world cannot understand how after bitter election campaigns... The Black Hole My wife had been on my case for weeks to get the Christmas lights up
	12/10
	Thou Shalt Not Skim Flavor from the Holidays You live in the Northwest if... Recent Quips from late night On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it... Xmas Lights ... Doomed to Fail
	12/8
	Christmas with Louise Ways We're Different This Christmas Two dogs were walking down the street Travel Agent's Worst Nightmares... Worlds Best Trick ... Santa's On the job hazard...
	12/5
	A couple of young boys were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track When a Veteran leaves the 'job' and retires to a better life... A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice If only…. Recent Quips from Late Night On the hod in Bangladesh Sometimes you just have to be in the right place at the right time (with the right camera)
	12/1
	A very wealthy lawyer vacationed for several weeks each year... The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged... There was this artist who worked from a studio in his home Three English guys are out drinking one night and decide that they want to have a fight Excerpts From Classified Sections Of City Newspapers Fantastic Trip White tigers get new mommy!!

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