dec 2007 Additions

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	12/21
	It was the beginning of December. The trip had gone reasonably well... Christmas facts to bore friends and family ... The History of the Christmas Carol Father Christmas: An Engineer's Perspective The Department of Defense is going to assist Santa with the Twelve Days of Christmas ... Larry the Cable Guy's version of 'twas the night before Christmas Fire Rainbow
	12/19
	Gift Wrapping Tips for Men Christmas Tree Trivia Rules of Etiquette When the Power is Out Due to an Ice Storm More Ways to Confuse Santa Claus Merry Christmas Frosty gets caught picking his nose ...
	12/17
	Ways to Confuse Santa Claus Christmas Riddles As you know, it is very important for Santa and his reindeer to be very quiet... Two British traffic patrol officers from North Berwick... A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix These rocket scientists are concreting solid steel pillars to stop vehicles from parking...
	12/14
	A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof More Real Technical Support Calls When you are tense, let me teach you to relax The Americans With No Abilities Act More Automobile Acronyms The real ending to the story of the marooned FedEx deliveryman Everybody's doing Kung Fu fightin!
	12/12
	When god first created Eve things went along quite well for a time... A priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish My friend Ann and I were eating at a Chinese restaurant When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise... 'Say, what's your name?' the bartender asked the first duck Dumb Blond vs. third grader ... "Hey lady, I think I found your problem!"
	12/7
	How To Simulate A 6 Month Navy Cruise A Blond was about two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down... Test your math!!! A man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home Menopausal Women in a Parking Lot An Engineer's explanation of women
	12/5
	More humorous observations on life Hillary sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of some local repute Funny Signs The White Lie Cake The old Indian chief called for the two bravest warriors in the tribe Be still, be very, very still ...
	12/3
	A man arrives at the theater to see the latest production... Calories can be burned by the hundreds by engaging in strenuous activities... A motorway walks into a pub one day I was asked to make a statement concerning certain events that occurred yesterday Mood buttons you can't wear to work - Take 2

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