Additions in April, 2007

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	4/27 - Click here to read all the jokes posted on this date on one page
	A man is lost in the Sahara desert. He used up the last of his water three days ago ... An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet Top Country Songs for 2006 How to Start Each Day with a Positive Outlook Why Women Are Crabby To women everywhere from a man who's had enough . . . Call to a Navy Recruiter What to wear when your wife pulls out the honey-do list!
	4/25
	Sam went into the clubhouse to see whether anyone could offer him a lift home After booking my 80-year-old grandmother on a flight... An elderly couple are both lying in bed one morning, having just awakened from sleep The Good Old Days During a visit to a military medical clinic, I was sent to the lab to have blood drawn It's been one of those days
	4/23
	A woman called to make reservations: "I want to go fto Hippopotamus, New York" Disney to hold press conference at 10:00 a.m tomorrow How a lawyer changes a light bulb ... From a passenger ship, everyone can see a bearded man on a small island... And you thought your job was dangerous!
	4/20
	On the way back to New York as I was sitting in the airport... How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner A very gentle Texas lady was driving across a high bridge in Texas one day A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair ... Who say's women can't park Finally, after going through a virus attack, losing a hard drive, fighting off hackers...
	4/18
	There was a terrible bus accident. Unfortunately, no one survived the accident ... The Procrastinator's Creed You know you're from Long Island if... She Was So Blonde That ... Recent Quips from Late Night - Take 40 You know you're chasing a real redneck when the Bloodhound acts like this
	4/13
	I recently turned 65 and had to choose a new primary care physician Top Reasons For Joining The Church Choir You Might Be A Tennessee Redneck If ... A Good Pun is Its Own Reword Many, many years ago, When I was twenty-three... A motorcycle officer stops a man for running a red light Strip Poker ... And you thought they were joking about global warming?
	4/11
	Three blondes die in a car crash ... You Know You're In Trouble When ... The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into his office Recent Quips from Late Night - Take 39 21st century observations - Take 2 Pictures Taken at Just the Right Angle
	4/9
	As the bus pulled away, I realized I had left my purse under the seat A psychotherapist was having a roaring business since he started from scratch A woman went to her doctor. The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said ... Marriage Quotes Haircuts: men & women's' versions How do you know when ... And to think the hens did it all themselves!
	4/6
	A fisherman from the city was out fishing on a lake in a small boat Tips to Improve Your Writing The farmer's son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken's his father... Three women and three men are traveling by train to the Super Bowl God Jumps by Lauren Davis Baker Darwin Award Tryouts ... Contestants: one, two, three, four, and five Easter Cartoons
	4/4
	Now that Vancouver is hosting the 2010 Winter Olympics ... Life Lessons Insults you would love to use at work but can't! Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner Recent Quips from Late Night - Take 38 Soccer Cat
	4/2
	A humorous look at marriage, life and getting old ... Actual Answers From Students On Music Exams Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: Recent Quips from Late Night - Take 37 US Military Prepares for Democrat cutbacks...

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