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	10/27 <- Click here to read all the jokes posted on this date on one page
	Notes from an inexperienced chili taster You might be a Redneck If... Women's Profound Sayings Boo time ... And you thought your job was hazardous! Take 7
	10/25
	If you love someone as told by ... This may come as a surprised to those not living in Las Vegas ... A out-of-towner in New York at the height of the tourist season ... And you thought your job was hazardous! Take 6
	10/23
	Mrs. O'Malley arrived in Boston from Ireland ... A small zoo in Arkansas obtained a very rare species of gorilla Recent Quips from Late Night - Take 24 A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery store And you thought your job was hazardous! Take 5
	10/20
	A VIP dies and goes to heaven. The queue to go through the pearly gates is slow Real Tombstone Inceptions John is the kind of guy you love to hate Recent Quips from Late Night - Take 23 The Piano Guy And you thought your job was hazardous! Take 4
	10/16
	Jack was sitting in an airplane when another guy took the seat beside him Now she don't ask and I don't shop for women's underwear Frequently Asked Questions for Etch-A-Sketch Technical Support A woman, her husband, and their three rambunctious young sons ... And you thought your job was hazardous! Take 3
	10/13
	Ways the Bible Would Be Different if Written by College Students... A blonde went to a flight school, insisting she wanted to learn to fly that day Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor Recent Quips from Late Night - Take 22
	10/11
	A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form A Chef's Dictionary A young couple met with their pastor to set a date for their wedding And you thought your job was hazardous! Take 1
	10/9
	NASA decided to send a shuttle into space with two monkeys and an astronaut A Navy officer was cutting through the crew's quarters of his ship one day ... Conversion Table for brainy types Results of the Washington Post 2005 Post's Mensa Invitational I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with your pick up truck ...
	10/6
	A well lit man is sitting at a bar and strikes up a conversation with a gent next to him A big Texan saw Billy Bob standing next to a big horse Never Send a Right Mail to a Wrong Female Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob... Never tell your wife how to paint The latest victim of E-Coli in Spinach
	10/2
	A guy walks into a bar with a small dog. The bartender says, "Get out of here with that dog!" Einstein dies and goes to heaven... Horse Terms... If I Had My Life to Live over - by Erma Bombeck Police Quotes Not the vet again!

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