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My Little Sister's Jokes > Additions in January, 2006

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	A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me" These people Vote ... 21st Century Sayings Age vs Youth The Pentagon's newest Stealth Plane ...
	1/25
	Reflections on the photo used in the bogus '1954 article on future computers' Getting Married Too Young Walking into the bar, Mike said to Charlie the bartender ... Living with O.C.E.A.N. Syndrome By Scooter Grubb
	1/23
	T-shirts are always a problem in the military An Old Farmer's Advice ... President George W. Bush was scheduled to visit the Methodist church ... You know you're driving too fast when Jesus has to hang onto the Crucifix ...
	1/20
	Donald Rumsfeld was giving the president his daily briefing The man says, "I am going to make you the Happiest woman in the world." Actual Headlines ... Bungee Jump.....Watch the Water closely Only in Middle School ...
	1/18
	The Sad Passing of Common Sense A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase some sheer lingerie for his wife Notable Notices A little old lady from Newfoundland had worked in her family dairy farm ...
	1/13
	Ole is a farmer in Minnesota. He is in need of a new milk cow ... Students were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" & "My Life" ... In the future, if Prince Charles decides to remarry, somebody please warn the Pope! Men and their schemes (video) Answers on a blond's Geometry test
	1/11
	An 80 year old woman was arrested for shoplifting A guy goes to a proctologist ... Blonde's Year in Review Burger, Fries and Shake
	1/9
	A group of American tourists were taking a coach tour through England A stunning young blonde girl is jogging along the beach ... Truths that my son has said in his life thus far Shopping in Detroit Dear Diary - I finally caught my tail today
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	Did I read that sign correctly? The old man ordered one hamburger, one order of French Fries and one drink. Working Where the Sun Don't Shine If looks Could Kill
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	New Year's Resolutions for Horses Bush Presidential Library Destroyed by Flood When a woman wears leather clothing ... A little hot water, a fart or two and I've got a Jacuzzi ... BlondStar (audio)

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