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My Little Sister's Jokes > Additions in Feburary, 2006

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	2/27
	Three Rednecks were working on the new high-rise tower ... An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Ole, Helga, and Little Ole are valking downtown Minneapolis ... Scottish DUI Test Pet Customs ... What man's best friend is willing to put up with!
	2/24
	One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife ... A young, Southern boy goes off to college but about 1/3 way through the semester ... A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man... Gallows Practical Jokes
	2/22
	A Norwegian man wanted a job ... More totally useless facts for you to know It smells like God when you lay your head on His chest Why branding horses is not for the weak of body ... Hunting Texas style
	2/17
	A couple of rednecks are out in the woods hunting ... A mother was anxiously awaiting her daughter's plane Window washer for beauty salon Did you ever notice, when you put the two words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "THEIRS"?
	2/15
	Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans The Mayonnaise Jar and 2 Cups of Coffee Ronald Reagan certainly had a way with a phrase ... Redneck Portable Computer
	2/13
	A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer ... So you have had trouble with your neighbors? Can't stand then, in fact? Investment Tips for 2006 John Wayne learns what Bareback Mountain is all about ...
	2/10
	As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car ... A women bought a new line of cosmetics guaranteed to make her looks years longer 21st Century Sayings - Take 2 No doubt about it ... this dog 'Loves You' My mom and dad went to a movie last night ...
	2/6
	Mark Twain was renowned for his irreverent sayings and cutting wit ... Changes in Company Policies So you think you know everything? When the use of the phrase "Oh Crap" is acceptable ... Take 2
	2/3
	Helping the Aging Housewife A Horse's View of Natural Horsemanship Osama Bin Laden himself decided to send George Bush a letter ... Going home from work on Friday vs going to work on Monday (vedeo) When the use of the phrase "Oh Crap" is acceptable ... Take 1
	2/1
	How to Interpret Employment Ads Here's a one question IQ Test to help you decide how you should spend the rest of your day In Praise of Humor One day, in line at the cafeteria, Bob says to Stanley ... Please Neuter Your Pets & Weird Friends & Relatives

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