• Dilbert's Laws of Work
• A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school.
• Ramblings from Dave
• He doesn't mind the slow speed, but he hates it when it backfires ...

• A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money
• I'm the life of the party... even when it lasts 'till 8pm
• "Geezers" (slang for an old man) are easy to spot ...
• The greatest hunter since Elmer Fudd

• Dictionary of Performance Evaluation Comments ...
• Two Redneck hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting
• There was an old man whose family could no longer afford to take care of him
• Sign of the times, take 1

• A young Nun was out visiting parishioners when she ran out of gas ...
• Q: How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light bulb?
• Linda went out to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries ...
• Moses ... Stop fooling around

• A Mafia Godfather, accompanied by his lawyer . . .
• How Heaven screens its applicants
• A group of 3rd, 4th, and 5th graders, accompanied by 2 female teachers . . .
• Peeping Tom

• An able-bodied seaman meets a pirate in a bar ...
• If Horses Were in High School, What Cliques Would They Be In?
• You may not know this but many non-living things have a gender.
• Lets see the little Turd sell insurance now

• A man was observing his wife turning back and forth, looking at herself in the mirror
• Hans Grapje was raised in a Catholic school in The Hague ...
• I have recently been diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D.! Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder
• National Give Your Boss A Hub Day Has Been Cancelled

• Sitting on the side of the highway a Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. 
• Back in the time of the Samurai there was a powerful emperor . . .
• Things you can't say with a hallmark card (but sometimes you wish you could)
• There is an end to the Internet after all
• I'm not sure exactly how it works, but this is amazingly accurate.

• The young mother set her foot on the path of life.
• Notable saying from Mother-in-laws of famous people
• Reflections on mothers written by kids ...
• The following was written by Audrey Hepburn concerning "Beauty Tips":
• Thinking of dating or marrying a horsewoman? Please read the following carefully ...
• Mt. Rainer and clouds ...

• More totally useless things to know
• New definitions for everyday medical terms
• Valley Girl Mother 911 call
• This photograph shows a red Doberman kissing an exhausted fireman ...

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