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	3/30
	15 Pieces of Advice to Be Passed on to Your Daughters A reporter did a story on gender roles in Kabul, Afghanistan ... Mrs. Davidson's dishwasher quit working so she calls a repairman. Press 1 if the building was burning down ...
	3/28
	A small baby turtle was making its way slowly towards a tree. A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs some cyanide. In the beginning, God created the Heavens & the Earth & populated it with broccoli ... The perfect gift for the person you hate most ...
	3/25
	Zen Thoughts ... for those who take life too seriously Dear Dogs and Cats, The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food ... Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady's after his Sunday morning service, and she's in tears Women Driver Take 2
	3/23
	Three Irishmen were stumbling home from the pub late one night ... Final Exam - Naval Nuclear power school One liners to make hump day go a little faster ... Women Driver Take 1
	3/18
	A Russian wrestler and an Newfoundland wrestler were set to square off ... Actual business signs ... A New Orleans lawyer sought an FHA loan for a client. Barstools to turn a head ...
	3/16
	A couple decide to go to their local Chinese restaurant Ordering a Pizza in 2008 ... The U.S. Marine Trained Mouse
	3/14
	An actual letter that was sent to a bank by a 96 year old woman An able-bodied seaman meets a pirate in a bar ... Photos that make you say "Holy Cow ..." Take 5
	3/9
	The Military today and in 1945 Boudreaux had a bad vehicle accident, caused by a truck. Photos that make you say "Holy Cow ..." Take 4
	3/7
	The burglar was creeping noiselessly through the darkened home ... To the kids who survived the 30's 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's A woman's husband dies. He only had $20,000 to his name. Photos that make you say "Holy Cow ..." Take 3
	3/4
	A woman went to the doctor's office where she was seen by one of the new doctors ... I've been teaching now for about fifteen years. A married couple in their early 60s were out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary ... Photos that make you say "Holy Cow ..." Take 2
	3/2
	I was walking across a bridge and saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. Crabby Old Woman I noticed a certificate bearing the name of a girl I went to school with ... Photos that make you say "Holy Cow ..." take 1

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