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My Little Sister's Jokes > Additions in February, 2005

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	2/28
	The year's best new words ... A couple were eating in a restaurant when the wife looks and sees a man in a drunken stupor. US Marine Trained Mouse
	2/25
	A group of 4 to 8 Year-olds was asked "What does love mean?" I decided that I needed a few days off and I realized that I ran out of vacation time already A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa ... The Highway Safety Council has done extensive testing on a newly designed seat belt ...
	2/21
	Bob walks into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sits down next to this blonde at the bar... Learn Chinese in 5 minutes... Humorous reflections on marriage ... When Digital Photographers Get Bored take 8
	2/16
	Why 'God made moms' answers given by elementary school age children ... No Child Left Behind: The Football Version ... When Digital Photographers Get Bored take 7
	2/14
	Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? A dog had followed his owner to school... A young cowboy stopped at a local restaurant following a day of drinking ... When Digital Photographers Get Bored take 6
	2/11
	A new scam is being pulled mainly on older men ... More lessons learned form a long life A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made ... When Digital Photographers Get Bored take 5
	2/9
	An older Jewish gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery ... All I Need To Know About Life I Learned From A Cow There were 3 good arguments that Jesus could have been Black ... When Digital Photographers Get Bored take 4
	2/7
	A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates During the Sunday morning service, for the children's sermon ... A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer ... When Digital Photographers Get Bored take 3
	2/2
	Life lessons my grandfather taught me ... A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch ... It was October and the Indians on a remote reservation ... When Digital Photographers Get Bored take 2

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