Additons to My Little Sister's Jokes for March 2004

My Little Sister's Jokes > Additions in March, 2004

	3/31 <- click here to read all the jokes posted on this date on one page
	Last night, I went with some friends out to a new restaurant ... Little Jimmy was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children ... French terror alert level raised: So what do they wear under those kilts?
	3/29
	You Might Be From A Small Town If ... Real questions asked of Librarians ... The next time you feel like GOD can't use you, just remember... Irish Cat ...
	3/26
	Thanks to you sending me chain letters in 2003, this is what happened to me ... A woman called a local hospital Dr. Seuss on Computers
	3/24
	Mitch, a hard-shell Southern Baptist, loved to sneak away to the racetrack. A guy sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog for Sale." When Clinton was still President, he returned after a weekend trip home to Arkansas... Who ever said a picture was worth a thousand words had it right ...
	3/22
	A blonde was shopping at a Target Store and came across a silver thermos. While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 70-year-old Texas business Tycoon ... During one of my many trips to London, I became friends with a very wealthy ... Extreme Self Confidence
	3/19
	A blonde hurries into the emergency room with the tip of her index finger shot off. What do you get if you cross a four-leaf clover with poison oak? A rash of good luck. A group of Texans are driving down the road, whooping it up ..
	3/17
	A pair of Irish ditch diggers were repairing some road side damage ... An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin ... Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the night ... An Irishman walks into the local pub, orders three pints of Guinness ... An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman applied for a laboratory assistant Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door.
	3/15
	Why they don't bungee jump in Mexico Actual letter sent to a bank. A preacher was making his rounds to his parishioners on a bicycle ...
	3/12
	The IRS sent their auditor to a synagogue ... An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of Church services ... Two robins were sitting in a tree.
	3/10
	A noted biologist, who had been studying little green frogs in a swamp, was stumped. Who says the Muslims aren't funny? A guy goes to see his doctor to get his test results. A woman went to a computer dating service and said she didn't care about looks ...
	3/8
	Pentagon officials believe they have been unable to locate Bin Laden ... There is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meaning than any other two-letter word... A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
	3/5
	A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for some important guests. Yankee - Dixie Test Judy was having trouble with her computer, so she called the computer support staff ... The divorce lawyer began his examination of a Polish husband ...
	3/1
	Snappy Answer of the Year ... A truck driver was driving along on the freeway ... Actual letter of resignation from an employee to her boss ... Hang on to any of the new State of Alabama quarters ...

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